a phrase meaning: normal and civilized -however one defines these words- people don't behave the way you do
a boy, after attending physical science class in elementary school, tries putting scissors in the kitchen plug.
His mother starts admonishing him:
mother: is this f-sag you twit? what are you doing? you'll burn the house down. Pigs don't fly. Go to your room, NOW. (starts chasing him with a broom)
boy: (under his breath): I can attach balloons to anything I want, no?
His mother starts admonishing him:
mother: is this f-sag you twit? what are you doing? you'll burn the house down. Pigs don't fly. Go to your room, NOW. (starts chasing him with a broom)
boy: (under his breath): I can attach balloons to anything I want, no?
by Sexydimma May 25, 2015
A phrase meaning : normal and civilized- however one is to define these terms- people don't behave the way you do.
A boy comes home from physical sciences class and starts putting scissors in the electric plug.
His mother: James, is this f-sag? What are you doing? Pigs don't fly you silly.
James: it's not f-sag, it's to impress my physics teacher.
His mother: James, is this f-sag? What are you doing? Pigs don't fly you silly.
James: it's not f-sag, it's to impress my physics teacher.
by Sexydimma May 27, 2021
a phrase used to mean "civilized" (however one defines this word) people don't behave the way you do. One can also add the adjective "normal" in front of the adjective civilized.
a boy, after having been to physical science class in elementary school and having learned the basics of electricity, tries putting scissors in the kitchen plug.
His mother starts screaming at him:
mother: is this f-sag you twit? what are you doing, you'll burn the damn house down. Pigs don't fly. Go to your room now. She then takes a broom and starts chasing him around the house.
son: I can attach balloons to anything i want, no? now please apply the phrase pigs don't fly to yourself. i haven't seen that many mothers chase their sons around their houses with bloody brooms; therefore this behavior, I will conclude, must be neither normal nor, in fact, civilized.
His mother starts screaming at him:
mother: is this f-sag you twit? what are you doing, you'll burn the damn house down. Pigs don't fly. Go to your room now. She then takes a broom and starts chasing him around the house.
son: I can attach balloons to anything i want, no? now please apply the phrase pigs don't fly to yourself. i haven't seen that many mothers chase their sons around their houses with bloody brooms; therefore this behavior, I will conclude, must be neither normal nor, in fact, civilized.
by Sexydimma August 20, 2012
an acronym for "lover and mistress marriage", this term is used to define:
a): a specific type of marriage (not to be confused with an open relationship, where cheating is, mostly, mutually consentual and often the couples involved are in common-law or civil marriages) where the partners are, legally speaking, fully married, and are neither legally separated nor divorced, and still cheat on each other. Since this is not an open relationship, it can only happen when one or both partners are ignorant of the fact that they are, or may be, cheating on each other.
If neither of the partners involved are ignorant of the cheating, they should not be deemed to be an open relationship, but should be seen to be as mutually adultrous and in a lamm but choosing to do nothing about it, which is absolutely their right, since the legal should not get involved until someone decides to file charges.
b): a neutral or pejorative term, depending on the context, for a movie, book, newspaper article or tv show where the plot revolves around a couple in a lamm marriage.
An epitomy of such a scenario would be the movie Mr. and Mrs. Smith.
a): a specific type of marriage (not to be confused with an open relationship, where cheating is, mostly, mutually consentual and often the couples involved are in common-law or civil marriages) where the partners are, legally speaking, fully married, and are neither legally separated nor divorced, and still cheat on each other. Since this is not an open relationship, it can only happen when one or both partners are ignorant of the fact that they are, or may be, cheating on each other.
If neither of the partners involved are ignorant of the cheating, they should not be deemed to be an open relationship, but should be seen to be as mutually adultrous and in a lamm but choosing to do nothing about it, which is absolutely their right, since the legal should not get involved until someone decides to file charges.
b): a neutral or pejorative term, depending on the context, for a movie, book, newspaper article or tv show where the plot revolves around a couple in a lamm marriage.
An epitomy of such a scenario would be the movie Mr. and Mrs. Smith.
two people are in conversation
person a): did you see the movie Mr. and Mrs. Smith with Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie?
person b): yup I did, I thought it was a lamm, that's what I found so funny about it.
person a): lol, I even heard that Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie are in a lamm in real life as well.
person b): wtf? did you just say that? I find it hard to believe. Tone it down, you are really living underwater.
person a): did you see the movie Mr. and Mrs. Smith with Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie?
person b): yup I did, I thought it was a lamm, that's what I found so funny about it.
person a): lol, I even heard that Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie are in a lamm in real life as well.
person b): wtf? did you just say that? I find it hard to believe. Tone it down, you are really living underwater.
by Sexydimma January 30, 2012
the moral raison d 'étre of the no spin zone is supposed to be about getting rid of the holes all over the place
by Sexydimma November 05, 2019
the moral raison d 'étre of the no spin zone is supposed to be about getting rid of the holes all over the place
by Sexydimma February 23, 2017
Trump Dependency Syndrome, syndrome in which, even a post Trump world, people rely on trump-generated clicks and ratings for their jobs.
People who suffer from TDS ( even post trump) are people like Don Lemon who depend on Donald Trump related clicks and ratings for their existence and their jobs. Take away the TDS and you get an incompetent journalist.
by Sexydimma June 04, 2021