microphone diarrhea

a diarrhea-like medical condition in which the sufferer, usually a corrupt incompetent politician, feels the frequent and urgent need to go a nearby microphone or camera for a pathetic little press conference.
lately adam schiff and nancy pelosi seemed to have been suffering from microphone diarrhea
by Sexydimma November 30, 2019
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carnaldestism

(acronym of the phrase "baptism of carnal desire" and pronounced/written carnaldéthisme in French,): the night someone is 'baptized' in terms of their carnal desires, i.e. loses their virginity.
just a caveat for my friends the ladies out there: if you have not had your carnaldestism and want a memorable first experience, do not get drunk beforehand; getting drunk before your carnaldestism is retargerous, no matter the age.
by Sexydimma September 13, 2014
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cougar life

(based on , but absolutely NOT related to, the internet site cougarlife.com, hence two words)

a life based on hedonism, immorality and amorality
If you want to know what a cougar life is you can ask Hugh Hefner
by Sexydimma May 28, 2014
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a.i.

A short-hand for "as it is" or "as is "
If you don't know how to solve a problem, leave it a.i. instead of doing something retargerous
by Sexydimma July 30, 2016
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Jüdenphobia

Since Muslims are semites too, antisemitism is Islamophobia and jüdenphobia combined.
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trolling words

big nick diggers is a perfect example of 3 trolling words.
by Sexydimma June 22, 2013
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to sing like a bird

A) To voluntarily confess your 'secular sins to the cops
B) for monotheists, to confess their religious sins, not actual legal crimes, duringg confession
C) to rat out other members of your criminal enterprise
If you are going sing like a bird definition c), you should probably cowboy up and go to jail , not get witness protection, since you don't want to sing like a bird, definition a) as well.
by Sexydimma March 16, 2016
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