narcissistic looney toon

a)an offensive description of Monica Lewinsky by Hillary Clinton, stemming from Lewinsky's involvement with Bill Clinton

b) a female combination of Charles Manson and Ted Bundy in terms of deviant criminal behavior
as far as narcissistic looney toon def b), the best epitome I can up with to date is Ailleen Wuornos, brilliantly portrayed by Charlize Theron in the move Monster
by Sexydimma September 02, 2018
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microphone diarrhea

a diarrhea-like medical condition in which the sufferer, usually a corrupt incompetent politician, feels the frequent and urgent need to go a nearby microphone or camera for a pathetic little press conference.
lately adam schiff and nancy pelosi seemed to have been suffering from microphone diarrhea
by Sexydimma February 09, 2020
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a) the most pragmatic, rational (IMHO) response to the rhetorical questions of "why do old habits die hard"? and "why do people resist change"?

b) a nicer way of telling someone "no matter how hard you try to change someone they will always retain part of their individuality."
a teenage boy comes crying to his father : "why won't my girlfriend Meredith follow me to Concordia University in Mechanical Engineering; all she wants to do is go to Mcgill University and do Psychology. Is there anything I can do? Should I commit a St Valentines Day Massacre on her?

father: no and no. No, she doesn't deserve that you commit a St Valentines Day Massacre on her, and no, you can't do a rat's ass about it, simply because the cherry-phrase we, humans, are creatures of habit applies not only to her, but to everyone else in the world as well.
by Sexydimma August 26, 2013
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street-smarts

all the education, business savvy, know how and skills that the person outside outside of the official education system and outside the family setting.
boy one: who do you think Donald Trump is more likely to hire at the end his show The Apprentice, is it someone who is school-smart and possibly Ivy League educated, or someone who has more street-smarts?

boy two: dunno. we'll have to watch until of this season of The Apprentice and find out.
by Sexydimma May 19, 2012
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psyche eval

a term of endearment for a psychiatric evaluation/ other medical evaluation

or

professional advice
daughter: the teacher mentioned that this kid in our class who always sings out loud during exams should shut up and get a psyche eval. Mom what's a psyche eval?

Mother: Amy, first, your teacher is right, people that sing out loud during class must, under any and all circumstances have a psyche eval, or in simpler language, a psychiatric or medical evaluation. Don't worry, a psyche eval is not something you need.
by Sexydimma July 28, 2012
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infodemic

A) real definition of infodemic, which can be found on dictionary.com
B) (tmi+ fake news+mass information+ social media)× steroids
I will soon have to delete twitter :(, I dont want to suffer from either infodemic definition b) or twitter schizophrenia
by Sexydimma June 09, 2021
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taken to the dry cleaners

(verb to be): to be either a ) financially extorted b) emotionally abused c) generally taken advantage of d) any combination thereof
why are you in such a relationship where you have been taken to the dry cleaners multiple times?
by Sexydimma November 14, 2019
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