3 definitions by Sexy Soup
Winkelspechts are the sexiest beasts alive. They can be easily identified by the cone shaping of the cranium. They are well known to make animal calls when other Winkelspechts are around. These calls are very distinct, they are refered to by many as a combination of a moose and a dove. Winkelspechts will attack on site if provoked. They are provoked easiest by hairy Russians and greasy midgets.
Jimmy was sent to the hospital the other day. He was exploring in dem woods when a wild Winkelspecht suddenly attacked.
by Sexy Soup December 13, 2012
Did you see Joey's candelization last night? That shit was crazy! One second he was a normal boy, and the next thing I know, he is a Japanese Cherry Blossom Bath & Body Candle! I know what I'm getting mom for Christmas this year!
by Sexy Soup November 3, 2018