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an individual who always denounces exotic or diverse cuisines or kills the mood at a good meal by discussing personal examples of intestinal distress
Billy is the group's designated culinary buzzkill. He killed the mood at a dinner party just last week, making sure we all knew about his tricky stomach. "I love Itallian food," he said with an irksome smile, "but it doesn't usually like me back."
by Sexy Simian December 1, 2010
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Reverend Gerald really hammers home in his sermons that the Bible is our primary piece of social software and that the 10 Commandments are all we really need.
by Sexy Simian December 1, 2010
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The fax machine failed over the weekend and no one ran the weekly report on Friday, so Sally spent all morning putting out little Monday fires.
by Sexy Simian December 1, 2010
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by Sexy Simian December 3, 2010
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When Linda said she didn't know anything about cars, Brian started speaking at about a convolution factory of 4 to impress her.
by Sexy Simian December 3, 2010
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Jason wasn't in much of a talkative mood so he was going to hit his buddy's party, do some wallflowering for about an hour, and then slip away quietly.
by Sexy Simian December 4, 2010
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