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Assholocene

The current period of human history in which people in power tend to be assholes.
Guido: Why is democracy failing, inequality increasing, and the environment degrading?
Rocco: Because we're in the Assholocene!
by Sexxie Rexxie June 25, 2023
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Houston Handshake

A form of assault where two or more assailants who have just eaten a lot of Tex-Mex pin a victim to the ground and take turns farting in said victim's face.
Nothing says hospitality like a good ol' Houston Handshake!
by Sexxie Rexxie January 27, 2021
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