Crapdagger

A particle or flake of some kind of food remnant in poop that is sharp enough to cut someone's anus as they crap it out.

Guy 1: How'd he end up in the hospital?
Guy 2: He ate some really old and stale chips, and his anus got all torn up from the crapdaggers.

by Serjeh Somogath June 24, 2010

Beanworth

How appreciated or alike you are with dirty, old-world farmers or your level of dirty, "old-worldiness".

Guy 1: What did you do last weekend?
Guy 2: Not much. I just harvested my grapes, gave a llama a bath; the usual.

Guy 1: Jeez dude. Your beanworth is way too high.

by Serjeh Somogath March 5, 2010

Tasmanian Cheetah

A highly dangerous black man who has yet to be arrested due to the fact that he can run at incredible speeds.

Guy 1: Dude, that one black guy killed seven more people.
Guy 2: Why haven't they caught him yet?

Guy 1: Because he outruns police every time.
Guy 2: So he's a Tasmanian Cheetah?

Guy 1: Yeah.

by Serjeh Somogath March 5, 2010

Cheese Weaver

A guy who constantly picks at his earwax in public, and then wipes it on things.

Guy 1: Oh my god, that was disgusting!
Guy 2: What?

Guy 1: That guy just wiped a bunch of earwax on his desk!
Guy 2: What a cheese weaver.

by Serjeh Somogath March 5, 2010

Septic Badger

A person who picks their butt for crap flakes and saves them up to eat later.

Guy 1: What do you want to eat?
Guy 2: Oh, I'm fine. I just ate all the crap flakes I'd saved up this week.

Guy 1: Oh my god, you septic badger...

by Serjeh Somogath March 5, 2010

Apple Rat

A person who enjoys eating fruit out of another persons anus.

Guy 1: Guess what I did last night.
Guy 2: What?

Guy 1: I ate whole bunch of strawberries out of this girl's anus.
Guy 2: Dude, you're such an apple rat.

by Serjeh Somogath March 6, 2010