SeriousManMan's definitions

Toxic Twelve Year Old

The thing you call most twelve year old boys today. They can often be found screaming at Roblox or Minecraft. If they aren't doing one of those things they are most likely telling you to kys over their pathetic excuse for a Call of Duty play.

"Did you see that viral video about the toxic twelve year old?"
"Dude who tf calls them viral videos?"

by SeriousManMan April 22, 2018

Feminazi

A radical feminist. These are always overweight, illogical, wildebeests that eat what they want and think that 700 lbs. Is still healthy. Commonly confused for feminists, they are not. Feminists want equality, not a mass execution of penises.

The Feminazi movement aims to eradicate the clearly inferior male organs. They take things too far, the word men in all forms is a hate crime in their eyes.

by SeriousManMan April 22, 2018

Treasure Madness

A Facebook game that is commonly played by single mothers with nothing better to do and old women that need to think about something besides their rapidly approaching death.

Woman of indeterminate age: "I love Treasure Madness so much! It's quite fun and easy to play.

by SeriousManMan April 22, 2018

Scooby Doo: Zombie Island

Probably the coolest Scooby Doo movie ever produced. The internet will likely argue however that Scooby Doo 2 was much better however. I argue that Scooby Doo: Zombie Island had the most bad ass zombies ever and if you haven't seen those Confederate zombies, you're missing out. Call of Duty only wishes their zombies were this fucking cool.

Scooby Doo: Zombie Island was the first movie that might've legitimately scarred little kidsfor life. If that doesn't sound like it did it's job then I don't know what will.

by SeriousManMan December 27, 2017

Popeye's

A wonderful alternative to KFC it is however still fried chicken. The idea that all Popeye's employees are black is very close to being true, go into your local Popeye's and silently count the ratio of African-Americans to Caucasians. It's not racism, it's a fact, check it out.

Popeye's is one of the tastiest places to eat in the United States.

by SeriousManMan April 22, 2018