Senpai Branden's definitions

Salty

When you are upset/just can't deal with people's shit.

That man is just done with people, he's so salty.

by Senpai Branden May 21, 2019

Forbidden Fruit Effect

A very complex psychological phenomenon where, if you are forbidden from being with someone (i.e. Married, friendzone, not interested, etc.) they become infinitely more attractive.

Guy 1: Holy crap that chick is so hot!!
Guy 2: No she isn't, she only looks like it because of the Forbidden Fruit Effect.
Guy 1: What do you mean?
Guy 2: She's married, and you can't have her, so she is a forbidden fruit.

by Senpai Branden August 4, 2017

dicktwisted

It's like being tounge-twisted, but in bed.

That boy is so fine, but when he gets into bed, he gets all dicktwisted

by Senpai Branden August 5, 2017