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With a girl you recently met and things are moving a bit quickly but you want to mutually take a step back and be realistic and allow things to move forward organically:
"Can you promise me we won't say the three little words too soon? I want to be sure we're both ready to say them first."
"Can you promise me we won't say the three little words too soon? I want to be sure we're both ready to say them first."
by Senor Snuffleupagus April 21, 2019
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by Senor Snuffleupagus September 6, 2024
Get the sperm huddle mug.I don't know how the hell I got $90 more than I should have, but I ain't complainin'. Must be that indian math.
by Senor Snuffleupagus November 7, 2025
Get the indian math mug.(verb) To blow up the phone tree and live chat for 3+ days in order to get some results. Typically results include account credits well past what support is allowed to give, continuous escalations from manager's managers to manager's managers, and phone calls from executives' personal phones.
Fuck Amazon. I swear to god if they do not give me credit for their fuckup I am going to xfinity the shit out of them.
by Senor Snuffleupagus November 14, 2025
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