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three little words

With a girl you recently met and things are moving a bit quickly but you want to mutually take a step back and be realistic and allow things to move forward organically:

"Can you promise me we won't say the three little words too soon? I want to be sure we're both ready to say them first."
by Senor Snuffleupagus April 21, 2019
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sperm huddle

when you're in 15-minure an all-guy meeting and JIRA is slow as fuck
dude jake oh my fucking god, chris just sent us a DAILY sperm huddle at 9:45 and OF COURSE, Athena, our DBA, can't make it because she'll be in sprint planning and the daily standup for her dope ass project the SLT won't let us work on. sure wish she would Stand Up and show off those knockers so i can spurt my scrum all over her tickets as agile as possible
by Senor Snuffleupagus September 6, 2024
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indian math

miscalculated account credits by your ISP, phone carrier, or Amazon
I don't know how the hell I got $90 more than I should have, but I ain't complainin'. Must be that indian math.
by Senor Snuffleupagus November 7, 2025
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xfinity

(verb) To blow up the phone tree and live chat for 3+ days in order to get some results. Typically results include account credits well past what support is allowed to give, continuous escalations from manager's managers to manager's managers, and phone calls from executives' personal phones.
Fuck Amazon. I swear to god if they do not give me credit for their fuckup I am going to xfinity the shit out of them.
by Senor Snuffleupagus November 14, 2025
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