Semiuseful Magazine's definitions

Diarrhea of the Mouse

Uncontrollable rambling via internet - email, blog, instant message, etc. Spin-off of the original phrase "diarrhea of the mouth."

The compulsive blogger suffered a severe case of diarrhea of the mouse.

by Semiuseful Magazine August 11, 2008

199never

An alliterative way of saying something was never cool.

Fanny packs were cool in 199never.

by Semiuseful Magazine August 7, 2008

Champizzle

Champagne with a Rainbow Twizzler straw.

We toasted with Champizzle.

by Semiuseful Magazine June 24, 2008

Twizzpagne

Champagne with a Rainbow Twizzler straw.

We toasted with Twizzpagne.

by Semiuseful Magazine June 24, 2008

Anticlimagical

A hybrid of anticlimactic and magical; means a complete let-down.

Prom was the most anticlimagical night of my life.

by Semiuseful Magazine June 18, 2008