Definitions by Semiuseful Magazine

Diarrhea of the Mouse

Uncontrollable rambling via internet - email, blog, instant message, etc. Spin-off of the original phrase "diarrhea of the mouth."

The compulsive blogger suffered a severe case of diarrhea of the mouse.

Diarrhea of the Mouse by Semiuseful Magazine August 11, 2008

199never

An alliterative way of saying something was never cool.

Fanny packs were cool in 199never.

199never by Semiuseful Magazine August 7, 2008

Champizzle 

Champagne with a Rainbow Twizzler straw.

We toasted with Champizzle.

Champizzle by Semiuseful Magazine June 24, 2008

Twizzpagne 

Champagne with a Rainbow Twizzler straw.

We toasted with Twizzpagne.

Twizzpagne by Semiuseful Magazine June 24, 2008

Anticlimagical 

A hybrid of anticlimactic and magical; means a complete let-down.

Prom was the most anticlimagical night of my life.

Anticlimagical by Semiuseful Magazine June 18, 2008