Semiuseful Magazine's definitions

aural asphyxiation

When music is so bad you have to cover your ears.

Between the local cover band's tone deaf lead singer and rhythmically challenged drummer, the majority of bar patrons left to avoid more aural asphyxiation.

by Semiuseful Magazine December 9, 2008

McWindfall

When McDonald's accidentally gives you an extra chicken nugget.

I counted up my six-piece chicken nuggets and discovered a McWindfall.

by Semiuseful Magazine October 11, 2008

plog

Plugging a blog.

The newspaper plog increased my site traffic.

by Semiuseful Magazine October 14, 2008

sandboxing

Childhood skirmishes.

The students were kept after school for sandboxing at recess.

by Semiuseful Magazine October 15, 2008

technocenturion

One who knows how to use technology but has already fallen out of touch with its many advances.

Even though she was a recent college graduate, the high school intern was already making her feel like a technocenturion.

by Semiuseful Magazine October 16, 2008