Semiuseful Magazine's definitions

Tuxspeedo

A suit that's way too tight.

The groomsman looked ridiculous in his Tuxspeedo.

by Semiuseful Magazine August 11, 2008

CEO-ment

When upper management makes a breathtakingly stupid spur-of-the-moment request or decision.

It was a true CEO-ment when my boss asked to see the pixels on our new logo.

by Semiuseful Magazine August 21, 2008

aural asphyxiation

When music is so bad you have to cover your ears.

Between the local cover band's tone deaf lead singer and rhythmically challenged drummer, the majority of bar patrons left to avoid more aural asphyxiation.

by Semiuseful Magazine December 9, 2008

hyperventriloquate

A combination of hyperventilate and loquate (speak) - means trying to talk while you're out of breath.

In a sentence: It would be a lot easier to understand the man at the gym if he didn't hyperventriloquate at me from the adjacent elliptical.

In cinema (also the origin): the scene in The Goonies where the mom is trying to chastize the kids while juggling grocery bag.

by Semiuseful Magazine August 20, 2008

technocenturion

One who knows how to use technology but has already fallen out of touch with its many advances.

Even though she was a recent college graduate, the high school intern was already making her feel like a technocenturion.

by Semiuseful Magazine October 16, 2008