Encyclopedia Blackout Brown

Piecing together previous night's events by studying the information + time stamps contained in texts, voicemails, photos and Facebook then interviewing witnesses as needed.
After waking up with no recollection of what transpired after 8 p.m. last night, I spent the morning playing Encyclopedia Blackout Brown.
by Semiuseful Magazine July 11, 2009
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Diarrhea of the Mouse

Uncontrollable rambling via internet - email, blog, instant message, etc. Spin-off of the original phrase "diarrhea of the mouth."
The compulsive blogger suffered a severe case of diarrhea of the mouse.
by Semiuseful Magazine August 11, 2008
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iWhatever

Whatever new Apple gadget people just HAVE to have.
Steve Jobs announced the launch of their new iWhatever.
by Semiuseful Magazine January 27, 2009
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hyperventriloquate

A combination of hyperventilate and loquate (speak) - means trying to talk while you're out of breath.
In a sentence: It would be a lot easier to understand the man at the gym if he didn't hyperventriloquate at me from the adjacent elliptical.

In cinema (also the origin): the scene in The Goonies where the mom is trying to chastize the kids while juggling grocery bag.
by Semiuseful Magazine August 20, 2008
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technocenturion

One who knows how to use technology but has already fallen out of touch with its many advances.
Even though she was a recent college graduate, the high school intern was already making her feel like a technocenturion.
by Semiuseful Magazine October 16, 2008
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