Scrubble

Describes facial hair halfway between stubble and a beard.

After several weeks of not shaving, he had achieved nice scrubble.

by Semiuseful Magazine October 22, 2008

Diarrhea of the Mouse

Uncontrollable rambling via internet - email, blog, instant message, etc. Spin-off of the original phrase "diarrhea of the mouth."

The compulsive blogger suffered a severe case of diarrhea of the mouse.

by Semiuseful Magazine July 17, 2008

iWhatever

Whatever new Apple gadget people just HAVE to have.

Steve Jobs announced the launch of their new iWhatever.

by Semiuseful Magazine January 27, 2009

plankles

The foot-to-ankle swelling effect during a long flight.

I couldn't fit my shoes back on over my plankles after the transatlantic flight.

by Semiuseful Magazine June 29, 2009

hyperventriloquate

A combination of hyperventilate and loquate (speak) - means trying to talk while you're out of breath.

In a sentence: It would be a lot easier to understand the man at the gym if he didn't hyperventriloquate at me from the adjacent elliptical.

In cinema (also the origin): the scene in The Goonies where the mom is trying to chastize the kids while juggling grocery bag.

by Semiuseful Magazine July 23, 2008