Sega Slayer's definitions

Shout N' Run

Sending an "important" message to somebody over AIM, then immediately disappearing (often to another dimension) before the person can reply.

Defending Saturn: Hey, dude, I'm smoking the waterfall again!
Sega Slayer: (three seconds later) Oh no, not again. Why do you always have to be so damn high all the time?
Sega Slayer: Luke?
Sega Slayer: (five Minutes Later) Luke you there? What the fuck!?

by Sega Slayer February 10, 2007

Haraka

A pattern of behavior. A person acting this way will exibit extreme cowardace when taking any hostile action towards another person. These sorts of people prefer to be annoynomous until they are discovered at which point they will suddenly pretend the reason they did such a poor job of covering their tracks was because they wanted to be found.

People on the internet often put up websites about me, twisting things I never actually said in the first place in a poor attempt to make me look bad. When I find them and send them a highly intelligent and well written email about why they are completely wrong with evidence that I never said any of the things they claim they don't have the guts to post that email and instead pretend they weren't trying to hide their site from me. This is an excellent example of Haraka at work.

by Sega Slayer February 10, 2007

Web Trash

Users who create embarrassingly horrible homepages. These include the use of animated gifs, embedded mp3s, aLtErNaTiNg lOwErCaSe AnD uPpErCaSe, unnecessary photos of themselves, awful poetry, blinking backgrounds, Javascript page transitions, mouse trails, and 500-paragraph long dissertations detailing every painfully banal aspect of their life. Also known as "Livejournal users."

www.gameamazon.com

(trust me, its that awful and more)

by Sega Slayer February 10, 2007

Master Key

Also knows as as set of Bolt Cutters. Looks like a giant set of wire cutters. Can cut through nearly any pad lock.

When Ray lost the keys to the tool boxes we had to go looking for our Master Key.

by Sega Slayer February 10, 2007

deadly

Describes something that has the power to make you dead.

It was a deadly mistake for Dan to go bowling that day. The mysterious guy who hates bowling killed him.

Sega made a deadly mistake with the Sega saturn. It died and was unpopular.

The venom of that snake is quite deadly.

by Sega Slayer February 10, 2007

You bought an N-Gage, didn't you?

An insult to be used when someone has done something stupid or made a mistake. Something REALLY stupid.

It is insulting because obviosuly you would have to be a real dumbass to buy an N-Gage. That makes this basically the modern form of "You bought a Sega 32X, didn't you?"

Bob: I want to see the Olson Tiwn's new movie!
Bill: You bought an N-Gage didn't you?

Luke: Terence, wheres you kitchen?
Terence: Right over there luke!
*Luke gets lost in the basement*
Terence: Luke! You moron! Your in the basement!?
Mr.Harris: Luke bought an N-Gage didn't he?

by Sega Slayer February 10, 2007

propaganda

1.The spreading of ideas, information, or rumor for the purpose of helping or injuring an institution, a cause, or a person.
2. Pretty much anything stated by any official at SEGA.

"Oh that? Its just swamp gas! heh heh heh..."

"SEGA fully intends to make the Dreamcast the sucessful, well supported system it deserves to be."

"Yeah but the SNES doesn't have Blast processing" said the Sega Freak.

by Sega Slayer February 10, 2007