Secret's definitions

smooth criminal

When someone you work with is secretly watching porn on his computer and spanking his monkey under the desk without getting caught.

Hey Sgt Jones the CG didn't even see you looking at that dude on dude gay animal porn at work yesterday. You smooth criminal!!!!!!!

by secret December 1, 2003

Katy Gillies

The hottest girl in the world

by Secret August 18, 2003

doing a burger

To spew all over the place in a wild manner.

Hey look at that person..... they are doing a burger!

by Secret October 9, 2003