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Remove penis from anus during anal intercourse. Make sure that the penis has a bit of feces on the tip. You may need to go back in deeper to get a sufficient amount of fecal matter on the tip of the penis. Once you have a good amount of fecal matter, you then touch the upper lip of your partner, making sure not to smear, to get a perfect Hitler style mustache.

You can then enjoy the sight, or you can touch lip to lip to provide yourself with a Sexy Hitler too. That is called a Dueling Hitler.
That Sexy Hitler looked great! I wanted to look awesome, so I gave her a lite kiss to transfer one to me too. Our Dueling Hitlers were the talk of the club.
by Seattle Hammer Man October 10, 2018
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Before anticipated intercourse (anally, orally, vaginally, etc...), you shave off all your pubic hair. If you do not have a large amount, please ask your partner to chip in. Place the collected pubic hair into a baggie or something to keep it safe during sex. Immediately before ejaculation, place penis or vagina on the forehead of your partner. Proceed to let the bodily fluid spew between their hairline and their brow. Once finished, use a soft paintbrush or tissue to smear or paint the fluid on the forehead in an even fashion. When you have good coverage, place the collected pubic hair onto the area. Ask you partner to hold still until dry.
Damn! That girl's hairline is so low, she looks like a retarded caveman!
by Seattle Hammer Man October 10, 2018
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