aftersmash

The feeling you get after orgasming or masterbating

Maradona- why are you being so distant and tired

Jim- We just had sex, I have aftersmash

by Sean Nort November 13, 2016

Megaloshlong

The average human penis length is around 5 inches. Like the great white shark to the famous megalodon shark, The megaloshlong is a massive penis that can reach lengths upwards of 11 inches. The megaloshlongs, thought to be extinct, are still believed to roam the world in very small numbers.

Donna: so how was the sex with the lucky guy last night?
Tiara: Horrible! Ben turned out to be a megaloshlong at 12 inches!

by Sean Nort August 28, 2017

2inch

The opposite of 2pac, this creature is the whitest black person you will meet. Native to the religious white dad family, this species is categorized by their small dick.

Ally: "Joseph's dick didnt even make it past my cheeks".
Lilly:"I told you he was a 2inch".

by Sean Nort February 14, 2016