Sean Brian Kirby's definitions

Absurdistan

Your current locale/country when something completely ridiculous happens.

Here in Asburdistan, the State-boys pull over those who "speed" while ignoring those who hog the passing-lane, exhibiting their longest fingers.

by Sean Brian Kirby June 4, 2003

doggie

To have sex with a girl who's on all fours.

She had the greatest ass; I could have doggied with her all day long.

by Sean Brian Kirby May 3, 2005

monster

The nickname of former CART-champ and current F1 racer, Juan Pablo Montoya.

Monster just ran into Schumey for the umteenth time!

by Sean Brian Kirby June 4, 2003

Yak

Short form of Yakovlev.

She threw her Yak into a snap-roll to avoid the deadly cannon-fire of the Messerschmitt.

by Sean Brian Kirby February 13, 2004

rice rocket

My belovéd (late) 1978 Kawasaki KZ400.

When my Texan friend saw me and my bike coming, he'd cry out, "Rice Rocket!"

by Sean Brian Kirby June 12, 2003

Poontang

The President of Russia.

My Bulgarian buddy always laughs whenever he hears Vladimir Poontang's name.

by Sean Brian Kirby October 10, 2005

katerichka

Bulgarian for, "squirrel". They use it as we use, "beaver".

My friends laughed when I told them we call it a, "bober". And then I found out they call it, "katerichka".

by Sean Brian Kirby March 9, 2008