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mouse house

This is a second rate lending institution like Household Finance or the Lending Tree. They approve people with sub level credit rating and charge very high interest rates. Many companies use these lenders to provide down payments for homes, cars or anything on terms when the customer has no cash. They approve the purchaser's loan the day of the main loan. This keeps them off the credit search so it will not affect their rating from the 3 credit reporting agencies.
"Bob needs 20% down on the loan to get approval so you will have to take him to the mouse house to get him "dipped".

" This guy wants the car but he is upside down on his trade and so we need to mouse house him to show equity for the loan."
by SeaPilot June 25, 2009
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Prairie Dog

This is the act of human fecal matter ( stool, turd, brown trout) slightly protruding out of the anus and then immediate retracting. This happens in humans but animals as well. It is the result of the person or animal needing desperately to defecate but for some reason cannot find facilities or the right place to evacuate the waste. It may happen many times before final evacuation. The term achieved it's name from prairie dogs being observed going in and out of their habitat.

note: As a result, in humans, this act can also cause another situation call "skid marks" which is the evidence of the PD stain left on the persons underware, other clothing or anything next to the anus where the Prairie Dog emerges.
"Hey mom, we have to stop at the next gas, Billy's got prairie dogs".

"My girl must have had prairie dogs tonight cause when we had sex I saw skid marks on her undies."
by SeaPilot June 28, 2009
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rug

Derogatory name, prejudice term used mostly by caucasian males towards African Americans. Derived because of the thick woolly wire consistency of their black hair in comparison to a household carpet or rug.
"I'm not eating in there. Too many rugs."

"The rugs will be all over your car if you park there"

"Don't go to that frat house because it's located in a rug's neighborhood."
by SeaPilot June 30, 2009
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Smendric

East coast Jewish term referring to a guy who is a geek jerk dweeb idiot etc. Originating somewhere around New York or New Jersey. Correctly pronounced with a Jewish Bronx's accent.

phonetically pronounced -" sh - men - drick "
"Don't ask that guy. He's a real smendric."

"No smendrics allowed at the party."

" Those smendrics are the turds in a punch bowl."
by SeaPilot June 29, 2009
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