Bleu Balls (French for blue) is nearly intolerable pain for a man. This happens when his balls swell to a larger size because of the lack of sex, unfinished blowjobs, and just not ejaculating when he should. Also can be brought on by getting overly excited over just seeing, touching or anything a woman ( or man) of his desire and not releasing the pressure of sperm or achieving orgasm.
Possible Cure: masturbation, sex, cold show, swimming
Women could understand the pain if they reflected on how they feel when their monthly period starts.
Possible Cure: masturbation, sex, cold show, swimming
Women could understand the pain if they reflected on how they feel when their monthly period starts.
"I went out with the hottest girl last night but after I got home I couldn't sleep because I had a case of the bleu balls."
"My girlfriend keeps giving me bleu balls because she won't give it up."
"Sometimes I'd rather have a kick in the nuts then bleu balls."
"My girlfriend keeps giving me bleu balls because she won't give it up."
"Sometimes I'd rather have a kick in the nuts then bleu balls."
by SeaPilot June 28, 2009
"Hey man ask that Mexican dude for some molta."
"He can't speak English so don't say pot. Use molta instead."
"He can't speak English so don't say pot. Use molta instead."
by SeaPilot June 29, 2009
This is east coast Jewish slang meaning to "look' or "shop" in a store, business or any place where goods are for sale without buying.
"Shmyer" also can imply being a "bottom feeder" or one that is always looking for sale items and is not hampered by any guilt to ask to purchased an item for below bargain or advertised prices.
"Shmyer" also can imply being a "bottom feeder" or one that is always looking for sale items and is not hampered by any guilt to ask to purchased an item for below bargain or advertised prices.
"Hello, may I help you?". "No that's OK, I'm just shmying around."
" What did you get at Macy's?" " Nothing I just went in to kill time and shmy."
" What did you get at Macy's?" " Nothing I just went in to kill time and shmy."
by SeaPilot June 25, 2009
"Hey beat it, the crushers are coming."
" That crusher is watching you so don't lift anything."
"If that alarm goes off the crushers will be him in a minute."
" That crusher is watching you so don't lift anything."
"If that alarm goes off the crushers will be him in a minute."
by SeaPilot June 30, 2009