Screaming Old Man's definitions

batitude

Simply a bad attitude. Major negative vibes

Bob’s batitude was really bringing the whole family down.

by Screaming Old Man February 3, 2021

shake the juice loose

To Masturbate

After the encounter with his crush, he had to shake the juice loose.

by Screaming Old Man March 30, 2022

rezerection

When a man dies and an erection occurs post mortem.

The bump in the sheet covering his body displayed a rezerection.

by Screaming Old Man April 20, 2022

pitababes

Girls standing squished together having their picture taken.

Jennifer and her pitababes post at least once a week.

by Screaming Old Man April 13, 2021

buttlogjam

One of those bowel movements that won’t flush

To add to the awkwardness of our first date, I deposited a buttlogjam in her toilet.

by Screaming Old Man April 13, 2021

killy chilly

Cold enough to freeze to death

It was one of those killy chilly nights where you might not be coming back home.

by Screaming Old Man January 20, 2023

felontine

an unwanted valentine

I just got a felontine from a creepy guy at work.

by Screaming Old Man February 7, 2022