ecclesiastrophe

A catastrophe of heavenly proportions.

The priest slapping the baby crying at its own baptism was an ecclesiastrophe.

by Screaming Old Man March 14, 2022

Snowdaggett

The little snowballs that attach themselves to a dog’s leg after romping through the snow.

Buster, the wonder dog came running through the house with snowdaggetts all over her legs.

by Screaming Old Man November 28, 2019

memisaster

When a memory comes to mind that could have or did end up a disaster and it makes you relive it all over again.

I experienced the memisaster today when the dog ran out into the street and almost got hit by the mail truck.

by Screaming Old Man November 25, 2023

bluegrassically trained

Musician who does not read sheet music, however, in most cases, can learn a piece of music very quickly.

Earl will have no problem figuring out that song. He’s been bluegrassically trained.

by Screaming Old Man April 21, 2022

vacfume

The unique ability to suck air through the anus and produce a fart.

Bob was always a favorite to invite to parties because of his entertaining vacfume demonstrations.

by Screaming Old Man January 16, 2024

felontine

An unwanted valentine.

I just got a felontine from a creepy guy at work.

by Screaming Old Man February 7, 2022

salivration

When you start salivating in anticipation of some delicious food.

I can smell that chicken! I’m having a salivration!”

by Screaming Old Man February 24, 2021