felontine

an unwanted valentine

I just got a felontine from a creepy guy at work.

by Screaming Old Man February 07, 2022

felontine

an unwanted valentine from a creepy person.

I just got a felontine from a creep at work.

by Screaming Old Man February 07, 2022

felontine

An unwanted valentine.

I just got a felontine from a creepy guy at work.

by Screaming Old Man February 07, 2022

vacfume

The unique ability to suck air through the anus and produce a fart.

Bob was always a favorite to invite to parties because of his entertaining vacfume demonstrations.

by Screaming Old Man January 16, 2024

killy chilly

Cold enough to freeze to death

It was one of those killy chilly nights where you might not be coming back home.

by Screaming Old Man January 20, 2023

oddnoxious

Not only an obnoxious person, but odd, as well.

The dude was straight up oddnoxious.

by Screaming Old Man January 31, 2023

tsunametry

The kind of math that is so hard to understand that it totally overwhelms you.

My first class of the day was tsunametry.

by Screaming Old Man September 15, 2021