Screaming Old Man's definitions

bluegrassically trained

Musician who does not read sheet music, however, in most cases, can learn a piece of music very quickly.

Earl will have no problem figuring out that song. He’s been bluegrassically trained.

by Screaming Old Man April 21, 2022

rezerection

When a man dies and an erection occurs post mortem.

The bump in the sheet covering his body displayed a rezerection.

by Screaming Old Man April 20, 2022

content cremator

Someone who puts up crap as content.

Willy is a content cremator. Don’t even bother looking at his stuff.

by Screaming Old Man April 19, 2022

content cremator

Person who puts up the crappiest content ever.

I never look at his stuff. He’s a content cremator.

by Screaming Old Man April 18, 2022

shake the juice loose

To Masturbate

After the encounter with his crush, he had to shake the juice loose.

by Screaming Old Man March 30, 2022

ecclesiastrophe

A catastrophe of heavenly proportions.

The priest slapping the baby crying at its own baptism was an ecclesiastrophe.

by Screaming Old Man March 14, 2022

felontine

An unwanted valentine.

I just got a felontine from a creepy guy at work.

by Screaming Old Man February 7, 2022