27 definitions by Screaming Old Man

asspisode

A really bad episode of a podcast.

This asspisode I just watched made me vomit.

by Screaming Old Man November 27, 2021

winderfull

A joyful word to describe when someone wins a competition.

“You beat Roger today? That’s winderfull!”

by Screaming Old Man February 11, 2021

salivration

When you start salivating in anticipation of some delicious food.

I can smell that chicken! I’m having a salivration!”

by Screaming Old Man February 25, 2021

buttlogjam

One of those bowel movements that won’t flush

To add to the awkwardness of our first date, I deposited a buttlogjam in her toilet.

by Screaming Old Man April 13, 2021

testivomit

A common occurrence coming from religious people, particularly Mormons, when confronted with conflicting history of their beliefs. When they can’t refute anything you present, they vomit their testimony all over you.

After arguing back and forth about inconsistencies in her Mormon church history, my sister testivomited all over me

by Screaming Old Man January 18, 2021

superduperior

More than just superior. The best of the best.

Roger Federer isn’t just superior in the world of tennis. He’s superduperior!

by Screaming Old Man March 27, 2021

rezerection

When a man dies and an erection occurs post mortem.

The bump in the sheet covering his body displayed a rezerection.

by Screaming Old Man April 20, 2022