Definitions by Screaming Old Man

bluegrassically trained 

Musician who does not read sheet music, however, in most cases, can learn a piece of music very quickly.

Earl will have no problem figuring out that song. He’s been bluegrassically trained.

bluegrassically trained by Screaming Old Man April 21, 2022

rezerection 

When a man dies and an erection occurs post mortem.

The bump in the sheet covering his body displayed a rezerection.

rezerection by Screaming Old Man April 20, 2022

content cremator 

Someone who puts up crap as content.

Willy is a content cremator. Don’t even bother looking at his stuff.

content cremator by Screaming Old Man April 19, 2022

content cremator 

Person who puts up the crappiest content ever.

I never look at his stuff. He’s a content cremator.

content cremator by Screaming Old Man April 18, 2022

shake the juice loose 

To Masturbate

After the encounter with his crush, he had to shake the juice loose.

shake the juice loose by Screaming Old Man March 30, 2022

ecclesiastrophe

A catastrophe of heavenly proportions.

The priest slapping the baby crying at its own baptism was an ecclesiastrophe.

ecclesiastrophe by Screaming Old Man March 14, 2022

felontine 

An unwanted valentine.

I just got a felontine from a creepy guy at work.

felontine by Screaming Old Man February 7, 2022