Definitions by Scrappy SamCat
Religionaire
Religious, wealthy, privileged, self-focused, self-serving, self-righteous, Conservative Republican-Americans who believe they have the right to push their personal Biblical morals and financial agendas on everyone else.
Religionaires are against women's rights and gay equality.
Religionaires don't care about the elderly and/or disabled.
Religionaires are against women's rights and gay equality.
Religionaires don't care about the elderly and/or disabled.
Religionaires are WAY OUT OF TOUCH with the average American citizen, and selfishly believe that we're stupid enough to accept their mindset or vote them into office.
Religionaire by Scrappy SamCat November 7, 2012
Poonin' For A Ride
When a chick texts pics of her snatch to a guy she doesn't even know, hoping to "get" him by appealing to his typical, brainless, male-dog nature.
She lures him in with that promise of free and easy pussy, and he totally regrets banging her later when he comes to his senses and realizes that she's obviously a crazy bitch.
These chicks usually have no money or skills, and their pussy is the only thing they've got to offer.
Chicks who poon for rides usually have STDs that can ruin a man's relationship with a good woman.
The better-lookin' she is, the more chance you have of catching something from her!
She lures him in with that promise of free and easy pussy, and he totally regrets banging her later when he comes to his senses and realizes that she's obviously a crazy bitch.
These chicks usually have no money or skills, and their pussy is the only thing they've got to offer.
Chicks who poon for rides usually have STDs that can ruin a man's relationship with a good woman.
The better-lookin' she is, the more chance you have of catching something from her!
"This chick is totally Poonin' For A Ride! She randomly contacted me online and sent me pics of her twat!
Naturally, I gotta go meat that poon! Whoa she's good-looking, guess I'd better wrap it too...."
Naturally, I gotta go meat that poon! Whoa she's good-looking, guess I'd better wrap it too...."
Poonin' For A Ride by Scrappy SamCat October 15, 2011
Face Of A Bitch
The "etched-on" permanent nasty look a woman gets on her face when she's a total demanding bitch.
With one glance, you know she's to be avoided.
Her Face Of A Bitch sneer says it all.
With one glance, you know she's to be avoided.
Her Face Of A Bitch sneer says it all.
Face Of A Bitch by Scrappy SamCat September 26, 2011
DNL
"Do Not Like"
Used for both spoken and written communication.
Appropriate when the word, "hate" is too strong.
Used for both spoken and written communication.
Appropriate when the word, "hate" is too strong.
Sam: "Did you try that new peach beer?"
BBJ: "DNL! It tasted like bubble bath, Dude!"
Sam: "How was your blind date?"
BBJ: "She's hot, but a TOTAL gold-digger. DNL."
BBJ: "DNL! It tasted like bubble bath, Dude!"
Sam: "How was your blind date?"
BBJ: "She's hot, but a TOTAL gold-digger. DNL."
DNL by Scrappy SamCat October 2, 2009
TISA
"That Is So Awesome!"
Can be used for both good OR bad occurrences.
A good substitute for the word, "Geeze!"
Can be used for both good OR bad occurrences.
A good substitute for the word, "Geeze!"
Adam: "I scored with that hot blonde from Hooters."
Matt: "TISA, Dude! How was it? Were her girls real?"
Matt: "My dog tore open and ate a whole box of Raisin Bran.
He left a 4-inch brown trail down the stairs."
Adam: "TISA!"
Matt: "TISA, Dude! How was it? Were her girls real?"
Matt: "My dog tore open and ate a whole box of Raisin Bran.
He left a 4-inch brown trail down the stairs."
Adam: "TISA!"
TISA by Scrappy SamCat September 23, 2009
Whateverland
A place for people who are clueless about life.
Mythical small town, populated only by stupid residents.
Mythical small town, populated only by stupid residents.
Whateverland by Scrappy SamCat February 4, 2009