When one shaves the hair around the anus, to help keep it free of embedded fecal matter.
When the ass-terrain is too rugged for common wiping.
When the ass-terrain is too rugged for common wiping.
by Scrappy SamCat January 21, 2009
by Scrappy SamCat January 22, 2009
When a chick texts pics of her snatch to a guy she doesn't even know, hoping to "get" him by appealing to his typical, brainless, male-dog nature.
She lures him in with that promise of free and easy pussy, and he totally regrets banging her later when he comes to his senses and realizes that she's obviously a crazy bitch.
These chicks usually have no money or skills, and their pussy is the only thing they've got to offer.
Chicks who poon for rides usually have STDs that can ruin a man's relationship with a good woman.
The better-lookin' she is, the more chance you have of catching something from her!
She lures him in with that promise of free and easy pussy, and he totally regrets banging her later when he comes to his senses and realizes that she's obviously a crazy bitch.
These chicks usually have no money or skills, and their pussy is the only thing they've got to offer.
Chicks who poon for rides usually have STDs that can ruin a man's relationship with a good woman.
The better-lookin' she is, the more chance you have of catching something from her!
"This chick is totally Poonin' For A Ride! She randomly contacted me online and sent me pics of her twat!
Naturally, I gotta go meat that poon! Whoa she's good-looking, guess I'd better wrap it too...."
Naturally, I gotta go meat that poon! Whoa she's good-looking, guess I'd better wrap it too...."
by Scrappy SamCat October 16, 2011
"Busy With Cock in Mouth"
What a chick says to dudes she hates, when they want her attention.
Especially useful when she's already digging her Sweet Baby Boy.
Can be used to describe any sexual encounter, or major screw up.
May also show optimism: "I'm hanging with Matt, gonna be BWCM all night."
NOT to be confused with "Bored With Cock in Mouth," for this is an IMPOSSIBLE scenario!
Especially useful when she's already digging her Sweet Baby Boy.
Can be used to describe any sexual encounter, or major screw up.
May also show optimism: "I'm hanging with Matt, gonna be BWCM all night."
NOT to be confused with "Bored With Cock in Mouth," for this is an IMPOSSIBLE scenario!
by Scrappy SamCat October 07, 2008
by Scrappy SamCat January 27, 2009
A human face that looks like a cartoon character's,
after being hit with the bottom-side of a skillet.
The face is round and flat with a very little nose,
a small mouth, and tiny that eyes are wide-set
and basically expressionless.
after being hit with the bottom-side of a skillet.
The face is round and flat with a very little nose,
a small mouth, and tiny that eyes are wide-set
and basically expressionless.
by Scrappy SamCat January 22, 2009
When hair around the anus gets matted with "fudge" from improper wiping,
or leftover soft poo.
Especially a problem for people with lots of "fur" in the region.
or leftover soft poo.
Especially a problem for people with lots of "fur" in the region.
by Scrappy SamCat January 20, 2009