17 definitions by Scrappy SamCat

Sanitary

When one shaves the hair around the anus, to help keep it free of embedded fecal matter.
When the ass-terrain is too rugged for common wiping.

I had fudgy fur issues until I gave myself a sanitary.

by Scrappy SamCat January 21, 2009

Fapjack

A small round & flat pool of cum left over after a dude beats off.

"Dude, is that a dried fapjack on your sheets?"

by Scrappy SamCat March 11, 2009

Fuck Hair

The messy, snarled and sweaty hairstyle one has
after getting a proper and vigorous fucking.

I know EXACTLY why you're late! Your fuck hair says it ALL!!!

by Scrappy SamCat January 27, 2009

Coitus Coif

The hairstyle ( coiffure ) you wear after getting a proper and vigorous fucking.

Niiice coitus coif, Dude... she must've been on top this time?

by Scrappy SamCat January 28, 2009

Skillet Face

A human face that looks like a cartoon character's,
after being hit with the bottom-side of a skillet.
The face is round and flat with a very little nose,
a small mouth, and tiny that eyes are wide-set
and basically expressionless.

"He's buff... but a total skillet face."
"Nice rack, but I can't get past her skillet face."

by Scrappy SamCat January 22, 2009

Fudgy Fur

When hair around the anus gets matted with "fudge" from improper wiping,
or leftover soft poo.
Especially a problem for people with lots of "fur" in the region.

"I need a shower, I got fudgy fur."
"Those flushable butt wipes help relieve fudgy fur issues."

by Scrappy SamCat January 20, 2009

BWCM

"Busy With Cock in Mouth"

What a chick says to dudes she hates, when they want her attention.
Especially useful when she's already digging her Sweet Baby Boy.
Can be used to describe any sexual encounter, or major screw up.
May also show optimism: "I'm hanging with Matt, gonna be BWCM all night."
NOT to be confused with "Bored With Cock in Mouth," for this is an IMPOSSIBLE scenario!

by Scrappy SamCat October 7, 2008