Religionaire

Religious, wealthy, privileged, self-focused, self-serving, self-righteous, Conservative Republican-Americans who believe they have the right to push their personal Biblical morals and financial agendas on everyone else.

Religionaires are against women's rights and gay equality.
Religionaires don't care about the elderly and/or disabled.
Religionaires are WAY OUT OF TOUCH with the average American citizen, and selfishly believe that we're stupid enough to accept their mindset or vote them into office.
by Scrappy SamCat November 07, 2012
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Fudgy Fur

When hair around the anus gets matted with "fudge" from improper wiping,
or leftover soft poo.
Especially a problem for people with lots of "fur" in the region.
"I need a shower, I got fudgy fur."
"Those flushable butt wipes help relieve fudgy fur issues."
by Scrappy SamCat January 20, 2009
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Face Of A Bitch

The "etched-on" permanent nasty look a woman gets on her face when she's a total demanding bitch.

With one glance, you know she's to be avoided.

Her Face Of A Bitch sneer says it all.
"Don't ask that chick out, Dude! Despite her great body, she has the Face Of A Bitch."
by Scrappy SamCat September 26, 2011
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Fuck Brain

The slightly incapacitated state of mind after a proper, vigorous fucking... and at least one orgasm.
You're under the influence of fuck brain, dude... you just asked me to MARRY you!!! LOL
by Scrappy SamCat January 28, 2009
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Whateverland

A place for people who are clueless about life.

Mythical small town, populated only by stupid residents.
Matt: "I think that cheerleader WANTS me!"
Sam: "Whateverland...."
by Scrappy SamCat February 04, 2009
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Fapjack

A small round & flat pool of cum left over after a dude beats off.
"Dude, is that a dried fapjack on your sheets?"
by Scrappy SamCat March 10, 2009
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Poonin' For A Ride

When a chick texts pics of her snatch to a guy she doesn't even know, hoping to "get" him by appealing to his typical, brainless, male-dog nature.

She lures him in with that promise of free and easy pussy, and he totally regrets banging her later when he comes to his senses and realizes that she's obviously a crazy bitch.

These chicks usually have no money or skills, and their pussy is the only thing they've got to offer.

Chicks who poon for rides usually have STDs that can ruin a man's relationship with a good woman.

The better-lookin' she is, the more chance you have of catching something from her!
"This chick is totally Poonin' For A Ride! She randomly contacted me online and sent me pics of her twat!

Naturally, I gotta go meat that poon! Whoa she's good-looking, guess I'd better wrap it too...."
by Scrappy SamCat October 15, 2011
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