Scotty Matheson's definitions

el pimpo

Being incredibly cool in every way possible.

Did you see Az macking that hottie in his sweet ride, he's such an el pimpo.

by Scotty Matheson July 31, 2007

split shift

to have a day off in between drinking, normally in the sense of the weekend from thursday to sunday.

Jack: Hey bro you getting crunk all weekend?
Scotty: No im only doing a split shift.

by Scotty Matheson August 4, 2007

el cadet

someone that is training to be an el pimpo

matt is still only an el cadet but well on his way up.

by Scotty Matheson August 4, 2007

el janitor

Someone that is normally an el pimpo but is very good at brushing and sweeping plans.

Troy isn't coming tonight, hes such an el janitor.

by Scotty Matheson August 4, 2007

el pimpo

Someone that is a member of the el pimpo brotherhood.

hey isnt that el pimpo over there with that chick, i better go help him out.

by Scotty Matheson August 4, 2007

mr whippy shift

to describe some one as being super whipped by their girl/boyfriend.

hey did you go out last night or did you get stuck with a mr whippy shift.

by Scotty Matheson August 4, 2007