3 definition by Scotty Funk

Top Definition

Someone who loves to jerk off guys.

"Hey Tony, you're a real cum maid"

by Scotty Funk May 09, 2010

Pants around ankles, bare legs and sitting in front of the computer frustratingly surfing the web for the perfect porn.

Phil has gone home for lunch to put on his internet pants.

by Scotty Funk June 01, 2010

A sudden spike of errors per second

Oh my god Prod is f@#ked - Who did a Jeremy

by Scotty Funk December 03, 2010