Scott_sporto the 1st 's definitions

Bulgarian oyster

when a female hacks up Flem and snot and spits it on to concrete

did you see Lauren hack up and spit a Bulgarian oyster on to the footpath

by Scott_sporto the 1st September 5, 2025

Fat arming

having 1 arm solely resting on the window sill when driving

"look at tat bloke Fat arming in that ute"

by Scott_sporto the 1st August 27, 2025

Scrotolomy Partinimus

The ball sack found on males world wide that houses the 2 semen production factories called testicals , the most valued things on the planet.

Jane: I love it when Gavens Scrotolomy Partinimus smashes into my arse when he pile drives me during sex.

Jill: ohh so do I.

by Scott_sporto the 1st November 5, 2024

Slovakian Lolly-bag

And ancient birthday tradition originating in eastern Slovakia , When a woman lays flat on her back While the male drops his balls in and around the woman’s mouth to be licked in slow motion while she is staring directly at the males puckered butthole at close Proximity.

“It’s my birthday , can’t wait for my

Slovakian Lolly-bag tonight after the Mrs cooks me dinner and washes up the dishes “

by Scott_sporto the 1st May 26, 2025

Ring tone

the colour of a females arsehole

Lauren please change your Ring tone, I don't like the colour!

by Scott_sporto the 1st August 8, 2025

The meat press

when a male reveals his genetalia and presses his cock and balls into a glass window which people are eating dinner on. the other side.

Wilma: oh check out that Meat Press while im trying to eat.

Kenneth: fuck yeah , smudge it in son , that's you do THE MEAT PRESS

by Scott_sporto the 1st November 5, 2024

A Tokyo drift

A leakage of sperm from the arsehole to the vagina cavity resulting in an unexpected pregnancy..

I fucked Lauren in the asre this morning but I’m st worried about ‘a Tokyo drift’

by Scott_sporto the 1st August 17, 2025