Definitions by Scott_sporto the 1st

Bulgarian oyster 

when a female hacks up Flem and snot and spits it on to concrete

did you see Lauren hack up and spit a Bulgarian oyster on to the footpath

Bulgarian oyster by Scott_sporto the 1st September 5, 2025

Fat arming 

having 1 arm solely resting on the window sill when driving

"look at tat bloke Fat arming in that ute"

Fat arming by Scott_sporto the 1st August 27, 2025

A Tokyo drift 

A leakage of sperm from the arsehole to the vagina cavity resulting in an unexpected pregnancy..

I fucked Lauren in the asre this morning but I’m st worried about ‘a Tokyo drift’

A Tokyo drift by Scott_sporto the 1st August 17, 2025

Ring tone 

the colour of a females arsehole

Lauren please change your Ring tone, I don't like the colour!

Ring tone by Scott_sporto the 1st August 8, 2025

Flicking the bean 

the action of stimulating a clitoris

Lauren was flicking the bean this morning and didn't have the courtesy to let me know,, how rude?

Flicking the bean by Scott_sporto the 1st August 8, 2025

Slovakian Lolly-bag 

And ancient birthday tradition originating in eastern Slovakia , When a woman lays flat on her back While the male drops his balls in and around the woman’s mouth to be licked in slow motion while she is staring directly at the males puckered butthole at close Proximity.

“It’s my birthday , can’t wait for my

Slovakian Lolly-bag tonight after the Mrs cooks me dinner and washes up the dishes “

Slovakian Lolly-bag by Scott_sporto the 1st May 26, 2025

The twitter 

The vacant wasted space between a woman’s twat (vagina) and her shitter (butthole).

THE TWITTER!!

“What do u call the spoace between the twat and the shitter ,,,??

“The twitter”

The twitter by Scott_sporto the 1st May 26, 2025