procrastinator

One who, when advised that today is the first day of the rest of his life, replies, no, that's tomorrow.

Apparently procrastinator has to be in this sentence or this submission won't go through.

by Scott Semans November 06, 2006

apocryphist

One who publishes statements or stories iconic of reputation without regard for truth

Media outlets such as the New York Times and Rolling Stone have been embarrassed by journalists who turned out to be apocryphists.

by Scott Semans May 25, 2016

coin widow

Wife or spouse of a collector who spends more time and money with his hobby than his spouse and family.

He used to take me out and buy me things, but since he's started collecting, I've become a coin widow.

by Scott Semans November 06, 2006