Definitions by Scoddy71

Anchor 

Verb: To cover a "floater" with an additional length of toilet paper in order to make it flush.

Noun: A length of toilet paper strategically layered on top of a "floater" so that the next flush will drag it down.

V. I had to anchor a three-flush floater to finally get it to go down.
N. Sometimes you just need a good anchor to drag down stubborn floaters.

Anchor by Scoddy71 November 22, 2014

Palmer 

Verb: to upstage, show up, eclipse and/or surpass even the most extraordinary accomplishments. To be more interesting than those around you.

James nearly won the spear fishing tournament with a world record catch, but Dean palmered him with an even bigger one.

You might hold the record for that course right now but I'm going to palmer you next season.

Palmer by Scoddy71 June 1, 2014

De soto 

To have to void one's bowels with such sudden urgency that making it to an established facility is impossible; to stealthily defecate in public when no other option is viable.

Mel was in trouble at the beach and pulled a De Soto.

Oh no! Guys, hold up your beach towels around me so I can poop De Soto right now!

De soto by Scoddy71 June 1, 2014