Scoddy71's definitions

Anchor

Verb: To cover a "floater" with an additional length of toilet paper in order to make it flush.

Noun: A length of toilet paper strategically layered on top of a "floater" so that the next flush will drag it down.

V. I had to anchor a three-flush floater to finally get it to go down.
N. Sometimes you just need a good anchor to drag down stubborn floaters.

by Scoddy71 November 22, 2014

Opinionist

Someone of little knowledge of anything but having a considerable platform and public voice. An idiot who postulates for a living and ducks behind a "well that's just my opinion" defense of his or her bullshit.

Fox news has a ton of opinionists and a shortage of journalists.

by Scoddy71 July 28, 2021

Stranglers

Men's underwear so worn that testicles drop through holes and get the circulation cut off.

Jacob was walking funny at work because he obviously had a pair of stranglers on.

by Scoddy71 November 2, 2016