Schaaf 's definitions

Desperosexual

And individual who holds a level of sexual preference until their preferred section of Craigslist doesn't work out.

"I didn't know he was bi!"
"No, he's just desperosexual."

by Schaaf May 4, 2014

woke-check

The act of calling someone out for being less woke than you are. May be used as a form of social shaming or in a sarcastic, friendly manner.

Did you see Shannon try to woke-check our Head of Diversity? Not a smart move.

by Schaaf April 30, 2019

feet vinegar

The liquid that drips out of your shoes when you've been walking in the rain. It usually smells of old foot.

Dude! Did you see the feet vinegar in my shoes?

by Schaaf April 11, 2010