Definitions by Scekhcsy Foxmonk
alt'ing
To upload a video to YouTube or a similiar video-sharing website using a different account then the one you usually use. This is done to avoid being responsible for the embarassing/incriminating content in the video
One: "Dude, look at this totally gross and disturbing animation I made!"
Two: "Hahaha, that's hilarious."
One: "Yeah I'm uploading it to YouTube."
Two: "Dude, make sure you're alt'ing that shit. I don't wanna look sick in the head."
One: "Gotcha."
Two: "Hahaha, that's hilarious."
One: "Yeah I'm uploading it to YouTube."
Two: "Dude, make sure you're alt'ing that shit. I don't wanna look sick in the head."
One: "Gotcha."
alt'ing by Scekhcsy Foxmonk August 10, 2010
Facebook fabulist
One who is signed up to Facebook but only uses it to comment on others pictures, and upload their own; a dedicated camwhore who loves critiscizing the way you look in passive aggressive way. Easily identifiable, as they'll usually upload a hundred or so photos a day and have the insatiable habit of rating all of your photos out of 10.
Isaac: "Oh yeah, did you hear? Jenny finally signed up for Facebook."
Josh: "Yeah, I know."
Isaac: "She's fit, you should add her."
Josh: "No thanks - it's been 3 days and she's already got 2,000 photos uploaded. The last thing I need is a Facebook fabulist on my profile."
Josh: "Yeah, I know."
Isaac: "She's fit, you should add her."
Josh: "No thanks - it's been 3 days and she's already got 2,000 photos uploaded. The last thing I need is a Facebook fabulist on my profile."
Facebook fabulist by Scekhcsy Foxmonk August 8, 2010
masturbatory contingency
The natural mental ability all people possess that allows them to quickly and dynamically assess the situation and environment they are in to decide whether or not it is practical to masturbate at the exact moment in time.
My mother wasn't due to be back home for another 10 minutes, so I thought I'd slip in a quick wank. However, masturbatory contingency told me that it wasn't worth taking any chance of her walking in on me.
masturbatory contingency by Scekhcsy Foxmonk August 8, 2010
lymab
lymab by Scekhcsy Foxmonk August 7, 2010
fast clip
Used to describe the rate at which a YouTuber or similiar public internet figure gains subscribers (or general fans). A fast clip is 1 new subscriber every 2 minutes.
*Jonathan Paula passes Dan Brown on YouTube's Most Subscribed list*
Dan Brown (from his video 'DAN GOES CRAZY, GETS NAKED!'): I still remember, when we first became friends you had a measly 20,000 subscribers, I mean, hah- you were nothing. Haha, we did a collab, and then what do you know!? You were on the map. You began gaining subscribers at a fast clip.
Dan Brown (from his video 'DAN GOES CRAZY, GETS NAKED!'): I still remember, when we first became friends you had a measly 20,000 subscribers, I mean, hah- you were nothing. Haha, we did a collab, and then what do you know!? You were on the map. You began gaining subscribers at a fast clip.
fast clip by Scekhcsy Foxmonk July 30, 2010
Rat Patrol
A "Rat Patrol" is a group of lowly thugs hired by bigger gangs and mafias to murder snitches or "rats".
Gang Leader: "FUCK! Jermaine ratted us out to the cops."
Gang Co-Leader: "We got the Rat Patrol on it, he won't last a day."
Gang Co-Leader: "We got the Rat Patrol on it, he won't last a day."
Rat Patrol by Scekhcsy Foxmonk June 26, 2010