11 definitions by Sazzy J
The minimum amount of hair you must shave on lady parts to avoid pubes in teeth scenario during oral.
Is the area that is most likely to come into contact with a male mouth, in the shape of a downwards horseshoe.
Is the area that is most likely to come into contact with a male mouth, in the shape of a downwards horseshoe.
Cor that bird last night had a right old hairy beaver, but it was alright as I found she shaved her pubic horseshoe!
by Sazzy J May 4, 2012
We're selling you stuff to make you feel better about yourself and we care so we want you to be healthy. Sometimes the company doesn't care, they just pretend to, to increase sales.
Hmm I've noticed rather a lot of the adverts these days feature farmers, twittering birds and lots of waffling on about provenance...talk about cuddle capitalism overload.
by Sazzy J October 23, 2015
I saw Peter on his way back from the toilet, he appears to have a bout of penile dementia. I can see his boxers!
by Sazzy J October 23, 2015
A guy who will cockblock an entire friendship group of males from impressing a female by making some stupid comment, so she looses respect for the other males as she thinks their all going to be like that.
All the guys thought hey this girl is good fun we've got banter.
The left hand man started to meticulously pick apart all the random sweeping statements, turning the event into a boring moan at the female not giving enough facts in the pub on a friday night!
The left hand man started to meticulously pick apart all the random sweeping statements, turning the event into a boring moan at the female not giving enough facts in the pub on a friday night!
by Sazzy J March 30, 2014
by Sazzy J November 25, 2009
you have the capacity not to be disgusting and are socially aware but you decide to be crass anyway.
by Sazzy J January 20, 2014
Gosh on that awful family newsletter he has grandadified significantly.
I believe he has grandadify-ed
I believe he has grandadify-ed
by Sazzy J December 25, 2011