Definitions by Sazzy J

Bastardism 

Someone pre-judges you and assumes you will be trouble by the way you look, even if you're incredibly laid back.

As the group entered the pub the public bristled assuming the bar staff would have no input if anything kicked off! "Hmm there's defo a strong amount of bastardism in here".

Bastardism by Sazzy J March 27, 2016

Penile Dementia 

You forget to do your flys up on your trousers.

I saw Peter on his way back from the toilet, he appears to have a bout of penile dementia. I can see his boxers!

Penile Dementia by Sazzy J December 17, 2015

Cuddle capitalism 

We're selling you stuff to make you feel better about yourself and we care so we want you to be healthy. Sometimes the company doesn't care, they just pretend to, to increase sales.

Hmm I've noticed rather a lot of the adverts these days feature farmers, twittering birds and lots of waffling on about provenance...talk about cuddle capitalism overload.

Cuddle capitalism by Sazzy J December 17, 2015

Carcation 

When you avoiding the person you live or life by doing everything physically possible within your car first when you get home from work. Having a mini holiday in your car.

On the walk home I spotted 3 people on carcations, one was playing on his phone, another was eating a bag of chips and the third just looked at the house with a sense of dread.

Carcation by Sazzy J December 17, 2015

left hand man 

A guy who will cockblock an entire friendship group of males from impressing a female by making some stupid comment, so she looses respect for the other males as she thinks their all going to be like that.

All the guys thought hey this girl is good fun we've got banter.

The left hand man started to meticulously pick apart all the random sweeping statements, turning the event into a boring moan at the female not giving enough facts in the pub on a friday night!

left hand man by Sazzy J May 12, 2014

disgustable 

you have the capacity not to be disgusting and are socially aware but you decide to be crass anyway.

Gosh she was disgustable at the christmas party, I always thought she was such a lady.

disgustable by Sazzy J January 22, 2014

pubic horseshoe 

The minimum amount of hair you must shave on lady parts to avoid pubes in teeth scenario during oral.

Is the area that is most likely to come into contact with a male mouth, in the shape of a downwards horseshoe.

Cor that bird last night had a right old hairy beaver, but it was alright as I found she shaved her pubic horseshoe!

pubic horseshoe by Sazzy J October 11, 2012