You can't do something you normally can because you're too stoned
It's really splifficult for me operate the computer this morning!!
Someone who is addicted to moaning about their problems..
Gosh I'm worn out she's such a moanaholic
We're selling you stuff to make you feel better about yourself and we care so we want you to be healthy. Sometimes the company doesn't care, they just pretend to, to increase sales.
Hmm I've noticed rather a lot of the adverts these days feature farmers, twittering birds and lots of waffling on about provenance...talk about cuddle capitalism overload.
Buy a
Cuddle capitalism
mug!
When you avoiding the person you live or life by doing everything physically possible within your car first when you get home from work. Having a mini holiday in your car.
On the walk home I spotted 3 people on carcations, one was playing on his phone, another was eating a bag of chips and the third just looked at the house with a sense of dread.
where the father becomes like the grandfather in mannerisms and dress code.
Gosh on that awful family newsletter he has grandadified significantly.
I believe he has grandadify-ed
The minimum amount of hair you must shave on lady parts to avoid pubes in teeth scenario during oral.
Is the area that is most likely to come into contact with a male mouth, in the shape of a downwards horseshoe.
Cor that bird last night had a right old hairy beaver, but it was alright as I found she shaved her pubic horseshoe!
Buy a
pubic horseshoe
mug!
Some who loves doing a shopping circuit in a new town for the first time with an equally inquisitive friend
I think our circuiteering is going well today mate!
