k

Person 1: According to all known laws of aviation, there is no way a bee should be able to fly. Its wings are too small to get its fat little body off the ground. The bee, of course, flies anyway because bees don't care what humans think is impossible

Person 2: k

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by Saulman500 February 25, 2024

morbius 2: more bs

The upcoming sequel to the hit movie Morbius, the first movie to gross over 100 morbillion dollars worldwide

"holy shit I can't wait to watch morbius 2: more bs"

by Saulman500 July 13, 2023

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by Saulman500 September 22, 2023

absdeejaijkeeeopcaetyvdewz

The alphabet but every letter is replaced with the first letter of the letter of it were spelled the way it sounds

Person: I'm fucking bored absdeejaijkeeeopcaetyvdewz

by Saulman500 March 14, 2024

pp in vjj

Straight sex

Can we put my pp in vjj?

by Saulman500 March 18, 2024

instaounce

Instagram for Americans

"hey Johnny did you follow me on instaounce"

by Saulman500 March 18, 2024

instaounce

American version of Instagram

"hey John did you unfollow me on instaounce?"

by Saulman500 January 03, 2024