Definitions by Sarcastic Blonde

safe potty syndrome 

The inability to poop anywhere except home.

I can never poop at work or in a public place, due to my safe potty syndrome. I’m always stuck holding it all day until I finally get home. 🤦🏼 ♀️🤷🏼 ♀️

safe potty syndrome by Sarcastic Blonde March 20, 2023

barkday 

A birthday for a dog.

Happy Barkday, Kyra! 🎂🎈🎁

barkday by Sarcastic Blonde July 20, 2022

Power Lounging 

Being so lazy, you spend the entire day horozontal. Usually involves a bed or couch.

I spent all day power lounging. ..I didn't even get up to pee.

Power Lounging by Sarcastic Blonde September 7, 2015