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get laid brigade

what you call the brigade in high school.

For those unaware, the brigade, in some high schools, is an extracurricular activity, kind of like cheerleading in that they do lame routines at games and pep rallys, however the brigade is much larger (50+ girls), making it less exclusive and easier to get into, basically its cheerleading for chicks who didnt quite make that cut, but are still mostly preppy annoying stuck up broads.
Antisocial girl#1: Did you see the get laid brigade perform at the football game?

Antisocial girl#2: Yeah, it was funny as hell when that broad fell down and took the girls next to her down too!
by Sarah Lambert March 10, 2008
mugGet the get laid brigademug.

duck sauce

Semen, especially when it comes from duck sausage.
Dude:Do you like duck sausage?

Chick:Naw, I just like the sauce, duck sauce that is!
by Sarah Lambert March 5, 2008
mugGet the duck saucemug.

triple nipple syndrome

When someone has their nipple(s) pierced and you can see the balls of the jewelry through their clothing, making it appear as if they have three nipples on each titty (or pec).
see also triple nipple
that fag suffers from triple nipple syndrome, what a douche bag. guys shouldnt have their nipples pierced unless they're gay!
by Sarah Lambert March 6, 2008
mugGet the triple nipple syndromemug.

birth some chocolate lab puppies

to take a poo.

to deficate.

release excriment from one's bowels
I had to cut the conversation short so I could go birth some chocolate lab puppies
by Sarah Lambert March 4, 2008
mugGet the birth some chocolate lab puppiesmug.

fingerless shocker

When you punch someone in the taint. Same suprising/painful effect as the shocker only minus the penetration factor.
"I had to get him back for fucking with my nuts somehow, so I gave him the fingerless shocker!"
by Sarah Lambert February 27, 2008
mugGet the fingerless shockermug.

musty tang

A)What I would name my mustang if I drove one.

B)A musty (stinky) poon tang (vagina)
A) My musty tang needs to be washed and waxed.

B) Wow, you could smell the musty tang on that stripper, i threw up in my mouth a little bit.
by Sarah Lambert March 17, 2008
mugGet the musty tangmug.

roll you up in flour

what a guy does to find the vag on an obese chick.

NOTE:when one has no flour handy they must pick a flap and fuck it
You're so fat if i was going to have sex with you I'd have to roll you up in flour and aim for the wet spot!
by Sarah Lambert March 5, 2008
mugGet the roll you up in flourmug.

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