like a mohawk, only instead of going all the way down the back of the head, it stops where a fade would.
by Sarah Lambert March 06, 2008
When you're wiping your ass with cheap toilet paper and your finer pops through it so you and up touching your ass hole.
"I was proud of the giant dump I took until I wiped and gave myself a finger wave, then I just felt a little insulted by my own ass."
by Sarah Lambert February 27, 2008
A)slang for cocaine or meth
B)used for cooking, esp cakes and breads
C)what you use to roll a really fat chick in while searching for the wet spot where you're supposed to stick your dick.
B)used for cooking, esp cakes and breads
C)what you use to roll a really fat chick in while searching for the wet spot where you're supposed to stick your dick.
A)If we're going clubbing we should pick up some flour on the way.
B)This bread recipe calls for one and a half bags of flour.
C)I was so wasted last night that the girl I took home was so fat I had to roll her up in flour and aim for the wet spot!
B)This bread recipe calls for one and a half bags of flour.
C)I was so wasted last night that the girl I took home was so fat I had to roll her up in flour and aim for the wet spot!
by Sarah Lambert March 05, 2008
A fart or poo that makes a sound resembling that of a machine gun being fired.
*Featured on an episode of Beavis and Butthead.
*Featured on an episode of Beavis and Butthead.
I was sitting on the crapper and let out an awesome machine gunner! I think the guy in the stall next to me hit the deck!
by Sarah Lambert February 27, 2008
That big white-ass porn star with the coke can dick was peter puffing that black guy with the giant donkey dong.
by Sarah Lambert March 06, 2008
A)Man, I really have to post up, I need to find a bathroom soon.
B)Every morning my boyfriend posts up with his PSP for a good 30 minutes.
B)Every morning my boyfriend posts up with his PSP for a good 30 minutes.
by Sarah Lambert March 03, 2008
When you yank on somebody's wallet chain and yell 'CHAIN CHECK'
This ensures that their wallet chain is in good condition and properly doing its job.
Circa 1997 (my 8th grade year, back when me and my little friends wore wallet chains)
This ensures that their wallet chain is in good condition and properly doing its job.
Circa 1997 (my 8th grade year, back when me and my little friends wore wallet chains)
by Sarah Lambert March 07, 2008