Sarah Lambert's definitions

dill dough

When you add dill seasoning to dough, thus making a cheesey joke about dildos.

Guy1: Haha look! *dumps dill seasoning into dough mix* ...I made a dill dough, get it, a dildo! hahahaha!

Guy2: Dude that was lame, imma call you beavis for that.

by Sarah Lambert March 6, 2008

corn shoot

your doo-doo shoot, consisting of your lower colon and butt hole. Named so because of the effect that eating alot of corn will have on your poo

Colonic irrigation feels great on your corn shoot!

by Sarah Lambert March 4, 2008

post up

A)To take a shit.

B)When you have to poop and you post up on the shitter.

A)Man, I really have to post up, I need to find a bathroom soon.

B)Every morning my boyfriend posts up with his PSP for a good 30 minutes.

by Sarah Lambert March 3, 2008

triple nipple

When someone has their nipple(s) pierced and you can see the balls of the jewelry through their clothing, making it appear as if they have three nipples on each titty (or pec).

See also triple nipple syndrome

My friend has to wear padded bras since she got her nips pierced to avoid having triple nipple syndrome.

by Sarah Lambert March 6, 2008

doo-doo shoot

The doo-doo shoot consists of the lower part of your colon and your butt hole. Its the trail your poop goes down prior to exiting the butt hole.

"My doctor reccomended colonic irrigation and then I wondered just how dirty my doo-doo shoot really is."

by Sarah Lambert February 29, 2008

yea-yo

slang for cocaine

He wanted me to drive him to get some yea-yo and I told him to get another ride because I dont want that shit in my car.

by Sarah Lambert March 3, 2008

one eyed cave dweller

another fun name for a penis!

Better put a raincoat on that one eyed cave dweller if your going home with that creepy girl, you wouldn't want to catch the clap!

by Sarah Lambert March 4, 2008