Sarah Lambert's definitions

fingerless shocker

When you punch someone in the taint. Same suprising/painful effect as the shocker only minus the penetration factor.

"I had to get him back for fucking with my nuts somehow, so I gave him the fingerless shocker!"

by Sarah Lambert February 27, 2008

birth some chocolate lab puppies

to take a poo.

to deficate.

release excriment from one's bowels

I had to cut the conversation short so I could go birth some chocolate lab puppies

by Sarah Lambert March 4, 2008

sum-sum

A little something.

Sometimes a little something extra.

Used many different ways to imply a variety of things including drugs, sex or sexual acts, money, etc.

Can be used to describe almost anything you want a little something of.

I called my dealer up for a lil sum-sum to take to the party.

She was so wasted that she drunk dialed her ex last night for a lil sum-sum.

I told him to throw a little extra sum-sum into the sack I bought since I am such a faithful customer.

by Sarah Lambert March 5, 2008

fugo de cow

A play on the restaurant name "Fogo De Chao" (pronounced FOE-GO DAY CHOW).

It pretty much means what it sounds like-
fugo meaning fucking ugly, or fat and ugly; and cow meaning big fat heifer.

I made it up to describe a bitch that I have extreme dislike for.

Other people refer to her by using her real name, but to me she will forever be fugo de cow.

by Sarah Lambert March 4, 2008

tiggos

a pair of big ole titties
see also tig ol bitties

My boyfriend really likes my tiggos.

by Sarah Lambert March 4, 2008

snot twat

A) A term used to insult someone, especially someone slutty who might have a gross vagina

B) What you can use to refer to a girl after you, or someone else, has eaten her out and sneeze in her vag

A) That chick is so slutty, if I were a guy I'd be afraid of that snot twat!

B) I can't believe that frat boy sneezed in her vag, total snot twat!

by Sarah Lambert February 27, 2008

buckshot

the fat ass roach of a really fat joint, so fat that it resembles buckshot.

Dude, don't throw away that buckshot, I'll totally smoke it when my sack runs out!

by Sarah Lambert March 4, 2008