Sarah Lambert's definitions

GG tail

To take a dump. People use the expression grow a tail to say they're taking a dump, and if you know anything about GG Allin then you know that he would commonly take a dump on stage... hence the term I have coined 'GG tail'.

I had to find a bathroom quick so I could grow a GG tail.

I stunk up the bathroom when I grew my GG tail.

by Sarah Lambert March 3, 2008

sum-sum

A little something.

Sometimes a little something extra.

Used many different ways to imply a variety of things including drugs, sex or sexual acts, money, etc.

Can be used to describe almost anything you want a little something of.

I called my dealer up for a lil sum-sum to take to the party.

She was so wasted that she drunk dialed her ex last night for a lil sum-sum.

I told him to throw a little extra sum-sum into the sack I bought since I am such a faithful customer.

by Sarah Lambert March 5, 2008

triple nipple

When someone has their nipple(s) pierced and you can see the balls of the jewelry through their clothing, making it appear as if they have three nipples on each titty (or pec).

See also triple nipple syndrome

My friend has to wear padded bras since she got her nips pierced to avoid having triple nipple syndrome.

by Sarah Lambert March 6, 2008

doo-doo shoot

The doo-doo shoot consists of the lower part of your colon and your butt hole. Its the trail your poop goes down prior to exiting the butt hole.

"My doctor reccomended colonic irrigation and then I wondered just how dirty my doo-doo shoot really is."

by Sarah Lambert February 29, 2008

buckshot

the fat ass roach of a really fat joint, so fat that it resembles buckshot.

Dude, don't throw away that buckshot, I'll totally smoke it when my sack runs out!

by Sarah Lambert March 4, 2008

dick collar

When the penis is soft, the dick collar is the loose skin that bunches up around the base of the head, or neck, of the penis.
Thus creating a collar-like appearance around the base of the head.

Man, I got my dick collar caught in my zipper! It hurt like a mofo!

by Sarah Lambert April 4, 2008

skeeter

A kind of trick you can do with your dick and balls (not that I have a dick and balls, but my boyfriend does)

When you twist your junk around so that your balls are on top of your dick and you put a little dot on each ball to look like eyes, and with the dick hanging right in the middle like a snout so that it looks like a mosquito. Hence the name skeeter

He showed me the goat so I had to give him a good gander at my skeeter!

by Sarah Lambert March 3, 2008