Sarah Lambert's definitions

post up

A)To take a shit.

B)When you have to poop and you post up on the shitter.

A)Man, I really have to post up, I need to find a bathroom soon.

B)Every morning my boyfriend posts up with his PSP for a good 30 minutes.

by Sarah Lambert March 3, 2008

corn shoot

your doo-doo shoot, consisting of your lower colon and butt hole. Named so because of the effect that eating alot of corn will have on your poo

Colonic irrigation feels great on your corn shoot!

by Sarah Lambert March 4, 2008

doo-doo shoot

The doo-doo shoot consists of the lower part of your colon and your butt hole. Its the trail your poop goes down prior to exiting the butt hole.

"My doctor reccomended colonic irrigation and then I wondered just how dirty my doo-doo shoot really is."

by Sarah Lambert February 29, 2008

ass quief

When two homosexual males are having butt sex and the guy taking it up the ass cuts a fart. Some people find it debateable whether or not it is a fart or a quief, so I'm just calling it an ass quief.

"Oh my gawd, so we were doing the nasty last night, and I was all putting it in Jeff's butt when he let out an enormous ass quief! Then I had to stop because I went limp."

by Sarah Lambert February 29, 2008

PSPoop

When you need to poop and instead of bringing a book or magazine, you bring your PSP to play while you are shitting.

Every morning my boyfriend takes a PSPoop as soon as he gets up.

by Sarah Lambert March 6, 2008

meatball marinara

when you have sexual intercourse with a girl who is on her period and then when you "finish" she licks the blood off your balls, hence the term meatball marinara

Most guys usually dont get any when their girlfriend is on the rag, but Richie always gets a meatball marinara. Hes so lucky.

by Sarah Lambert July 1, 2008

anal cunt

Anal Cunt (AKA Anal Count) was a GG Allin song before it was a band. Its pretty self-explanatory, he's talking about fucking up the ass.

"Your tight anal cunt!"

by Sarah Lambert February 26, 2008