Sarah Lambert's definitions

Johnny Rebel

A)Johnny Rebel or Johnny Reb was slang for any Confederate soldier, or the Confederate Army as a whole in general, during the Civil War

B)Musician in the 60's who is noted for his racist recordings. Most every song included the word nigger

A)Those yankees sure would love to have Johnny Rebel's head on a stick!

B)Johnny Rebel sings "Stay Away From Dixie" and he sure likes to say "nigger" alot.

by Sarah Lambert March 4, 2008

jewish bank roll

when you have a big fat wad of money and it looks like you have alot of cash, buts its really all mostly ones and maybe some fives.

I bet that stripper is going home with a jewish bank roll tonight!

by Sarah Lambert March 4, 2008

coke can clan

The men of this world that have thick dicks, resembling a coke can.

My husband is head of the coke can clan because his penis is spectacular!

by Sarah Lambert March 5, 2008

dick collar

When the penis is soft, the dick collar is the loose skin that bunches up around the base of the head, or neck, of the penis.
Thus creating a collar-like appearance around the base of the head.

Man, I got my dick collar caught in my zipper! It hurt like a mofo!

by Sarah Lambert April 4, 2008

skeeter

A kind of trick you can do with your dick and balls (not that I have a dick and balls, but my boyfriend does)

When you twist your junk around so that your balls are on top of your dick and you put a little dot on each ball to look like eyes, and with the dick hanging right in the middle like a snout so that it looks like a mosquito. Hence the name skeeter

He showed me the goat so I had to give him a good gander at my skeeter!

by Sarah Lambert March 3, 2008

tiggos

a pair of big ole titties
see also tig ol bitties

My boyfriend really likes my tiggos.

by Sarah Lambert March 4, 2008

ass quief

When two homosexual males are having butt sex and the guy taking it up the ass cuts a fart. Some people find it debateable whether or not it is a fart or a quief, so I'm just calling it an ass quief.

"Oh my gawd, so we were doing the nasty last night, and I was all putting it in Jeff's butt when he let out an enormous ass quief! Then I had to stop because I went limp."

by Sarah Lambert February 29, 2008