Sarah Lambert's definitions

Johnny Rebel

A)Johnny Rebel or Johnny Reb was slang for any Confederate soldier, or the Confederate Army as a whole in general, during the Civil War

B)Musician in the 60's who is noted for his racist recordings. Most every song included the word nigger

A)Those yankees sure would love to have Johnny Rebel's head on a stick!

B)Johnny Rebel sings "Stay Away From Dixie" and he sure likes to say "nigger" alot.

by Sarah Lambert March 4, 2008

protopipe

Brandname and type of self contained pipe.
Has many unique features including a swiveling removeable (with alan wrench) bowl cover, screenless bowl, poker that is also used to clean the pipe and remove "tar" (resin) trap, chamber to store extra pot, and removable "tar" (resin) trap at the bottom of the bowl for easy cleaning/unclogging.
Very handy indeed

When I carry my protopipe around with me I never have to look for a poker, my bowl never spills, and I can carry around some extra sum-sum in the chamber for when the bowl gets cashed.

I love my protopipe

by Sarah Lambert March 5, 2008

finger wave

When you're wiping your ass with cheap toilet paper and your finer pops through it so you and up touching your ass hole.

"I was proud of the giant dump I took until I wiped and gave myself a finger wave, then I just felt a little insulted by my own ass."

by Sarah Lambert February 27, 2008

amazon princess

An amazon girl/woman who happens to be attractive despite her freakishly large stature or overly muscular body.

"That was a huge bitch, but I'd still make her my amazon princess and let her slap me around!"

by Sarah Lambert February 27, 2008

peter puffing

the act of sucking a dick, more often than not homosexually.

That big white-ass porn star with the coke can dick was peter puffing that black guy with the giant donkey dong.

by Sarah Lambert March 6, 2008

porno creep

Someone who is addicted to porn, or watches so much porn that they get to the point where normal sexual acts and/or average people don't satisfy them so they have to go to extremes to get off. Could be a serious problem for someone lacking self control and/or a sense of right and wrong.

He watches so much porn I'm afraid he might turn into a porno creep.

by Sarah Lambert March 4, 2008

roll you up in flour

what a guy does to find the vag on an obese chick.

NOTE:when one has no flour handy they must pick a flap and fuck it

You're so fat if i was going to have sex with you I'd have to roll you up in flour and aim for the wet spot!

by Sarah Lambert March 5, 2008