Sarah Lambert's definitions

jewish bank roll

when you have a big fat wad of money and it looks like you have alot of cash, buts its really all mostly ones and maybe some fives.

I bet that stripper is going home with a jewish bank roll tonight!

by Sarah Lambert March 4, 2008

coke can clan

The men of this world that have thick dicks, resembling a coke can.

My husband is head of the coke can clan because his penis is spectacular!

by Sarah Lambert March 5, 2008

dick collar

When the penis is soft, the dick collar is the loose skin that bunches up around the base of the head, or neck, of the penis.
Thus creating a collar-like appearance around the base of the head.

Man, I got my dick collar caught in my zipper! It hurt like a mofo!

by Sarah Lambert April 4, 2008

skeeter

A kind of trick you can do with your dick and balls (not that I have a dick and balls, but my boyfriend does)

When you twist your junk around so that your balls are on top of your dick and you put a little dot on each ball to look like eyes, and with the dick hanging right in the middle like a snout so that it looks like a mosquito. Hence the name skeeter

He showed me the goat so I had to give him a good gander at my skeeter!

by Sarah Lambert March 3, 2008

birth some chocolate lab puppies

to take a poo.

to deficate.

release excriment from one's bowels

I had to cut the conversation short so I could go birth some chocolate lab puppies

by Sarah Lambert March 4, 2008

fingerless shocker

When you punch someone in the taint. Same suprising/painful effect as the shocker only minus the penetration factor.

"I had to get him back for fucking with my nuts somehow, so I gave him the fingerless shocker!"

by Sarah Lambert February 27, 2008

punk as fuck

Not giving a fuck...

Not giving a fuck if you are punk or not.

Not fucking caring what other people think.

Not giving a damn if you look punk or not.

Knowing that punk is an attitude...
not how you dress or do your hair,
not what kind of music you listen to,
not who you hang out with,
not how much you drink,
not what kind of drugs you do,
not if you sleep on the street or eat out of dumpsters,
not how many tattoos or piercings you have,
ITS A FUCKING ATTITUDE

That one girl didn't care that she was still in her work slacks and blouse, she still went to the Murder Junkies show not caring what kind of weird looks she got... that was punk as fuck, I think it made her more punk than the people who spent an hour putting up their hawks and chaos spikes.

by Sarah Lambert March 6, 2008