Sarah Lambert's definitions

jewish bank roll

when you have a big fat wad of money and it looks like you have alot of cash, buts its really all mostly ones and maybe some fives.

I bet that stripper is going home with a jewish bank roll tonight!

by Sarah Lambert March 4, 2008

coke can clan

The men of this world that have thick dicks, resembling a coke can.

My husband is head of the coke can clan because his penis is spectacular!

by Sarah Lambert March 5, 2008

dick collar

When the penis is soft, the dick collar is the loose skin that bunches up around the base of the head, or neck, of the penis.
Thus creating a collar-like appearance around the base of the head.

Man, I got my dick collar caught in my zipper! It hurt like a mofo!

by Sarah Lambert April 4, 2008

yea-yo

slang for cocaine

He wanted me to drive him to get some yea-yo and I told him to get another ride because I dont want that shit in my car.

by Sarah Lambert March 3, 2008

triple nipple

When someone has their nipple(s) pierced and you can see the balls of the jewelry through their clothing, making it appear as if they have three nipples on each titty (or pec).

See also triple nipple syndrome

My friend has to wear padded bras since she got her nips pierced to avoid having triple nipple syndrome.

by Sarah Lambert March 6, 2008

post up

A)To take a shit.

B)When you have to poop and you post up on the shitter.

A)Man, I really have to post up, I need to find a bathroom soon.

B)Every morning my boyfriend posts up with his PSP for a good 30 minutes.

by Sarah Lambert March 3, 2008

corn shoot

your doo-doo shoot, consisting of your lower colon and butt hole. Named so because of the effect that eating alot of corn will have on your poo

Colonic irrigation feels great on your corn shoot!

by Sarah Lambert March 4, 2008