skeeter

A kind of trick you can do with your dick and balls (not that I have a dick and balls, but my boyfriend does)

When you twist your junk around so that your balls are on top of your dick and you put a little dot on each ball to look like eyes, and with the dick hanging right in the middle like a snout so that it looks like a mosquito. Hence the name skeeter
He showed me the goat so I had to give him a good gander at my skeeter!
by Sarah Lambert March 03, 2008
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dick collar

When the penis is soft, the dick collar is the loose skin that bunches up around the base of the head, or neck, of the penis.
Thus creating a collar-like appearance around the base of the head.
Man, I got my dick collar caught in my zipper! It hurt like a mofo!
by Sarah Lambert April 04, 2008
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to take a poo.

to deficate.

release excriment from one's bowels
I had to cut the conversation short so I could go birth some chocolate lab puppies
by Sarah Lambert March 04, 2008
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dill dough

When you add dill seasoning to dough, thus making a cheesey joke about dildos.
Guy1: Haha look! *dumps dill seasoning into dough mix* ...I made a dill dough, get it, a dildo! hahahaha!

Guy2: Dude that was lame, imma call you beavis for that.
by Sarah Lambert March 06, 2008
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jewish bank roll

when you have a big fat wad of money and it looks like you have alot of cash, buts its really all mostly ones and maybe some fives.
I bet that stripper is going home with a jewish bank roll tonight!
by Sarah Lambert March 04, 2008
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emo swoop

Worst and most trendy haircut ever.
Hair hangs down and usually to the side, covering either one eye or most of the face.
Person1: I am so sick of seeing all these emo kids with their emo swoops, they all look the same despite their efforts to be different.

Person2: Whatever, the less of their faces you can see the better!
by Sarah Lambert March 05, 2008
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get laid brigade

what you call the brigade in high school.

For those unaware, the brigade, in some high schools, is an extracurricular activity, kind of like cheerleading in that they do lame routines at games and pep rallys, however the brigade is much larger (50+ girls), making it less exclusive and easier to get into, basically its cheerleading for chicks who didnt quite make that cut, but are still mostly preppy annoying stuck up broads.
Antisocial girl#1: Did you see the get laid brigade perform at the football game?

Antisocial girl#2: Yeah, it was funny as hell when that broad fell down and took the girls next to her down too!
by Sarah Lambert March 10, 2008
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