Sandy VaJina's definitions

Captain and his two privates

reference to the male phallus and gonads

"What happened to him?"
"He had his captain and two privates decommisioned yesterday."

by Sandy VaJina September 6, 2005

seam of life

the space between one's genitalia and the anal opening

If you cut their seam of life, all of their internal organs will be expelled from said bodies.

by Sandy VaJina September 6, 2005

cornhole commando

one who likes to be in charge of another's anal region

Since you are the best, we dub thee Cornhole Commando. Congratulations.

by Sandy VaJina September 6, 2005

whos-a-jigga-what

utterance of utter confusion

Lawyer: "You have just inherited a million dollars."

Cartman: "Whos-a-jigga-what!?"

(from South Park)

by Sandy VaJina September 6, 2005