hello the names colm

The wife keeps texting me. I shat in the girls bathroom last night! It was the Craic!

“Ugh my wife shit on my phone” “Hello the names Colm!”

by Sam o shame ass July 05, 2021

head lice Detector

Someone who adopted a pet lice and took it to the next level. Someone you pisses in you pool just to annoy you. Some one who HATES sharing there lice.

“AYO!, do me a favor and gimme some lice bro!” “NO YOU SMELLY WELLY !” “I AINT SHARING MY LICE!” “What a head lice detector!”

by Sam o shame ass July 06, 2021

redeemingly

Your cat keeps pissing in yogurt containers

“NO!” “That redeemingly smelly fuck pissed in my yogurt container again!”

by Sam o shame ass July 04, 2021