5 definitions by Sam Lowrey

Night Terrors

The consequence for drinking way too much for around 10 years. You have made x amount of trips to gin lane, had x amount of blue mondays, and now, it's time to pay. Every time you go to sleep, you believe yourself to be attacked by a variety of animals. Cobras, Rattlers and Scorpions all make a guest appearance in the sham known as your life under the covers.

Pa:
AHHH! COBRAS! AHHHH!
You:
What was that?
Me
Ah, man dad's night terrors are happening again....

by Sam Lowrey December 7, 2003

McBane

The Arnold Schwarzenegger of the Simpson's universe.

Me:
Hey! McBane, your're shoes are untied!
McBane:
This must be some kind of trick, but just in case...

Time passes.....time passes............................................................time passes.........
McBane:
Upon closer inspection, these are loafers.....

by Sam Lowrey December 7, 2003

Grimace and McBeef

The two things that goes in every order you make at the cesspool known as "McDonald's".

You:
Man?
Me:
Yeah?
You:
Why is my burger purple?
Me:
You know man, one of the main ingridients is the Grimace....don't you?

by Sam Lowrey December 7, 2003

Heartbreak of Millions

The Clap, Crabs, Chlamydia, Syphilis or any other disease of ill-will.

Last night with Brenda the lagoon donkey left me with the Heartbreak of Millions.

by Sam Lowrey November 30, 2004

Jacobin

Member of an extremist republican club of the French Revolution founded in Versailles 1789. Helped by Danton’s speeches, they proclaimed the French republic, had the king executed, and overthrew the moderate Girondins 1792–93. Through the Committee of Public Safety, they began the Reign of Terror, led by Robespierre. After his execution in 1794, the club was abandoned and the name ‘Jacobin’ passed into general use for any left-wing extremist.

Jacobin Jim will have your head if you don't acknowledge the Sumpreme Being.

by Sam Lowrey November 30, 2004