"white girl" can't even

The most advanced and serious stage of not being able to handle or deal with something...that is generally not actually a huge crisis.

"I just spilled my coffee all over my desk again...I seriously "white girl" can't even right now. I may just have to take sick hours and leave work early today..."

by sam d. July 10, 2016

she-rek

A girl who looks like the female version of Shrek.

That she-rek belongs under a bridge.

by Sam D. December 03, 2005

Silver Fox Sex

Having sexual relations with a man who has gray hair.

I really hope my husband’s hair goes gray soon so we can start having silver fox sex.

by sam d. April 16, 2022

savagery

When acts of an abnormally hard core, debaucherous nature are occuring in multitude in a social situation.

Sam walks into apartment 13C and sees several forties of Colt 45, Spike and Jason railing lines of adderal off of the living room table while Nick takes huge hit out of Serious the Bong and says, "What kind of savagery is going on here?"

by Sam D. September 12, 2005

couched

To be made a fool of, disrespected or more simply put owned.

You got couched son.

by Sam D. July 25, 2006