Sam Cornwell 's definitions

chubbaflump

A male or female who is abnormally large in weight / size. Associated normally with friendly people as it is such a nice word.

"he is is a chubbaflump"

"that lady used to be hot, but now she is a chubbaflump"

Scott: How is your girlfriend nowadays mate? She still fit?
Sam: Nah mate, she is a chubbaflump now
Odette: What you call me?
Sam: Shut up and sit yo fat ass back down

by Sam Cornwell March 4, 2008

Wujulykapopadom

Generally the first thing you get asked in an Indian takeaway.

Waiter: "Wujulykapopadom"
customer: "I'll have two"

by Sam Cornwell October 3, 2008

smhid

An abbreviation of "Shaking my head in despair".

Used in times when you really cannot believe what has happened. Perhaps used more to pity someones stupidness.

"Stu: I just got sacked from my job
Sam: HAHAHAH Why mate?
Stu: Because I created a Facebook group that slated the place.
Sam: you idiot, smhid".

by Sam Cornwell May 30, 2008