Definitions by Sam Cornwell

melmet 

An extraordinary word. First used in May 2008 in a conversation between quick draw Mcgrath and Sammus Corneus. The intended word was helmet, but mistyped created a wonderful new verb which sounded a lot funnier, and basically, it stuck.

1.
Sam "Where's your helmet"
Michelle "You mean MELMET"
Sam "oh no, what have I done to the English language"

melmet by Sam Cornwell May 15, 2008

hunkerchunk

First defined in early 2008 by world famous nightclub photographer K.A.P. While describing a slightly balding fat wrinkly man, that once used to be a hunk. However some people still find past their sell by date hunks as attractive. These people are known as "Hunkerchunks", or "Hunkerchunky".

1. I used to fancy that hunkerchunk when he was thin.

2. "hey baby, wanna rub my girth?"
"yeah baby, I love hunkerchunky men"

hunkerchunk by Sam Cornwell March 20, 2008

chubbaflump 

A male or female who is abnormally large in weight / size. Associated normally with friendly people as it is such a nice word.

"he is is a chubbaflump"

"that lady used to be hot, but now she is a chubbaflump"

Scott: How is your girlfriend nowadays mate? She still fit?
Sam: Nah mate, she is a chubbaflump now
Odette: What you call me?
Sam: Shut up and sit yo fat ass back down

chubbaflump by Sam Cornwell March 4, 2008