Definitions by Salty capt.

hello stranger 

When someone sits on there hand till it’s numb then masturbates.

I was lonely till I worked out my problems with a hello stranger.

hello stranger by Salty capt. February 27, 2019

long faced blonde 

A female with a unique shaped face but decent body similar to a butter face

Kevin is next door talking to that long faced blonde.

long faced blonde by Salty capt. January 26, 2018

wrinklepuss 

Old woman.

That old wrinklepuss bitch Thinks she is important. wrinklepuss

wrinklepuss by Salty capt. December 24, 2017