Salty capt. 's definitions

long faced blonde

A female with a unique shaped face but decent body similar to a butter face

Kevin is next door talking to that long faced blonde.

by Salty capt. January 26, 2018

wrinklepuss

Old woman.

That old wrinklepuss bitch Thinks she is important. wrinklepuss

by Salty capt. December 24, 2017

hello stranger

When someone sits on there hand till it’s numb then masturbates.

I was lonely till I worked out my problems with a hello stranger.

by Salty capt. February 27, 2019