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skunk paste

Farting so much you build up a stink paste on your underwear you can smell through Levi's.

I can smell that guy's skunk paste from across Wal-Mart.

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When a guy has a boner and he props up his phone or tablet against it so he can watch Netflix while laying down relaxing on the couch or bed.

My phone case broke but no worries, I'll just prop it up on my Netflix Kickstand so I can watch this movie.

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