Frank Thomas

A bad-ass baseball player of the Chicago White Sox.

Man Frank Thomas sure can nail an opponent. He enjoy making teams look bad.

Frank Thomas' famous quote about Michael Jordan joining the White Sox in 1993.

"The next person who asks me about Michael Jordan, I'm kicking that person's ass!"

by Saints February 07, 2005

headache

When someone who won't shut up, with their drivel, they talk so much, and being in their presence makes your head hurt.

The renovated Soldier Field is giving me a headache, does anyone have a parcel of aspirin?

by Saints September 15, 2003

Police

Nice people to go to in need of help.

Saints; Class, remember the Police are your friends they are here to help you.

Saints; Rodney King, honey, dear, the police only want to help you don't piss them off.

Rodney; I don't care about them.

LAPD; pulls out their johnny stick and use it on Rodney King.

"the whole class witness the event and laughs"

Saints; okay class, it's 3:00, go home and tell your parents what you have learned in class today.

by Saints October 29, 2003

Hospital food

Very nasty food given to you when you are admitted to an hospital.

Get that crap out of my face, you eat it!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Go to Pizza Hut or somewhere and get me a pizza.

My mom can cook better than them.

by Saints April 04, 2004

Nitey-Nite Cocktail

A very good cocktail if you want to have a hard time staying asleep.

A good method of suicide.

I accidentally took more of the Nitey-Nite Cocktail than I was suppose to take. "Oops"

by Saints November 18, 2003

Theft

Robbing someone, when someone breaks into your home or business, and steals something.

Someone tried to break into my home, and I introduced them to my Frank Thomas aluminum bat.

by Saints November 18, 2003

Detention

A special room in high school, where you go if you do something very severe,

1. Insubordination

2. Get caught cheating

3. Bad-mouthing a teacher

4. Get caught leaving the school grounds before school is over

5. Fighting with a fellow student or faculty.

The student who was in violation has to collect all their assignments from their assigned teachers, and they are not allowed to go to the cafeteria for their lunch break, lunch is to be eaten in the detention room.

I was put in detention for giving my study hall teacher the one finger-salute for being a smart-ass. That was the only time I was put in detention

by Saints September 21, 2003