play the violin

The act of fuckin' a girl while she is still wearin' her knickerz, ie., pulled to the side and rubbin' on ya cock.

I got chaffed on me dick when I 'played the violin' with me girl this mornin' :/

by Safecracker G November 20, 2004

posse pussy

A girl who has been out with most of ya matez at one point or another.

Tina is such a 'posse pussy', I mean she'z shagged Me, Tony, Dave, Pete, Alan and Steve all from tha same crew.

by Safecracker G September 10, 2004

golden arches

The hugely popular, overrated fast food restaurant named McDonaldz where they insist on puttin' a 'Mc' in front of everyword spoken in every establishment.

Their big yellow 'M' is what this term referz to.

Customer: I'd like a coke please.
Staff: Thatz one McCoke.
Customer: Forget it ya McWanker, I'm off to Burger King...

(I know itz not a proper example but who givez a shit, this is funnier)

by Safecracker G November 20, 2004

tosser

A wanker, a masturbator, a salt miner etc etc

Steve is such a tossa

by Safecracker G October 30, 2004

showstopper

A fart so outrageously loud + rumbley it causez everyone to momentarily freeze what they are doing + look around in disbelief!

Oh my god, Steve dropped a fart so outrageously loud + rumbley it caused everyone to momentarily freeze what they were doing + look around in disbelief!

by Safecracker G January 16, 2005

greengrocers mask

An description of a brown paper style bag used as an expression of disgust said to ya matez when encounterin' an ugly girl.

She'z so ugly you'd have to place a greengrocers mask over her head before you fucked her.

by Safecracker G September 07, 2004