Safecracker G's definitions

showstopper

A fart so outrageously loud + rumbley it causez everyone to momentarily freeze what they are doing + look around in disbelief!

Oh my god, Steve dropped a fart so outrageously loud + rumbley it caused everyone to momentarily freeze what they were doing + look around in disbelief!

by Safecracker G January 16, 2005

tosser

A wanker, a masturbator, a salt miner etc etc

Steve is such a tossa

by Safecracker G October 30, 2004

cock blocker

Someone who tries to interrupt you while you and someone are engaging in some sort of sexual activity, usually with something totally meaningless or pointless.

Ooooh, aaaah, hmmmm, unngh (me and my girl getting frisky, hehheh)
*knock knock*
Flatmate:"Wanna cuppa"?
Me:"Fuck off and leave me alone you cock blocker".

by Safecracker G October 15, 2004

golden arches

The hugely popular, overrated fast food restaurant named McDonaldz where they insist on puttin' a 'Mc' in front of everyword spoken in every establishment.

Their big yellow 'M' is what this term referz to.

Customer: I'd like a coke please.
Staff: Thatz one McCoke.
Customer: Forget it ya McWanker, I'm off to Burger King...

(I know itz not a proper example but who givez a shit, this is funnier)

by Safecracker G November 20, 2004

posse pussy

A girl who has been out with most of ya matez at one point or another.

Tina is such a 'posse pussy', I mean she'z shagged Me, Tony, Dave, Pete, Alan and Steve all from tha same crew.

by Safecracker G September 10, 2004

greengrocers mask

An description of a brown paper style bag used as an expression of disgust said to ya matez when encounterin' an ugly girl.

She'z so ugly you'd have to place a greengrocers mask over her head before you fucked her.

by Safecracker G September 7, 2004