cock blocker

Someone who tries to interrupt you while you and someone are engaging in some sort of sexual activity, usually with something totally meaningless or pointless.

Ooooh, aaaah, hmmmm, unngh (me and my girl getting frisky, hehheh)
*knock knock*
Flatmate:"Wanna cuppa"?
Me:"Fuck off and leave me alone you cock blocker".

by Safecracker G October 15, 2004

Wank Bank

A section of tha (mainly) male brain that keepz a record of sexually stimulating thoughtz + ideaz that are called upon when masturbating.

Have you seen Steve'z new girl?
I've added her to my wank bank.

by Safecracker G January 17, 2005

Scott Free

1. To completely get away with something, like murder.
2. A false name given to Police when you are stopped + searched.

Pig: "'Ello, 'ello, 'ello, whatz your name then sonny?"
Sonny: "Erm ... no itz not Sonny, itz Scott Free."

by Safecracker G May 02, 2005

vapourisor

An small portable electric device which heats the active chemicals in weed and turns them into a vapour which can then be inhaled. Allows a smokeless intake as the weed is not burned as it would be in a pipe or spliff.

Have you tried Steves vapourisor yet, you get a well good hit from it.

by Safecracker G October 15, 2004

bangers and mash

Tha contentz of a highly used but badly flushed toilet.

OK, who was it that didn't flush and left a bowl full of 'bangerz and mash'

by Safecracker G September 11, 2004

tosser

A wanker, a masturbator, a salt miner etc etc

Steve is such a tossa

by Safecracker G October 30, 2004