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The Lizard King

This essay makes the proposition that 'The Lizard King' is an encryption of 'TUVWXYZABCD 01234' based on the concepts described in both Hidden Number Theory and the Cobain cipher.

Firstly, ‘Mr Mojo Risin’ is an anagram of ‘Jim Morrison’. Therefore, we know Morrison was aware of this encryption method. Secondly, ‘Risin’ is not an actual word, however, it is a bastardisation of the word ‘rising’. Therefore, we know that Morrison was aware that letters can be manipulated to achieve a desired effect. Thirdly, in The Doors song ‘Soul Kitchen’, Morrison states, “Speak in secret alphabets”. Therefore, we know Morrison was aware of substitution ciphers and spoke using encrypted forms. These examples justify the potential that ‘The Lizard King’ is a cryptogram. An example (see, Quora: “What is The Lizard King encryption?”) is given demonstrating this cryptogram using techniques Morrison described in his own words.

In conclusion, based on the explicit evidence present in Jim Morrison's body of work, including confessions that his writings were encrypted with hidden meanings, the hypothesis of this essay is that the letter combination 'The Lizard King', based on the methodologies described in both Hidden Number Theory and the Cobain cipher, is an encryption of 'TUVWXYZABCD 01234'.
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by STUVWX MC^234567 August 22, 2019
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Cobain cipher

The Cobain Cipher is an encryption key developed by Steven McCreanor. It is based on two foundation principles:
1. Basic alpha-numeric substitution (Caesar cipher).
2. Substitution of letters with numerals that possess similar appearance.

The Cobain cipher encryption key is as follows:
0 = O
1 = I, H
2 = n, S, u, Z
3 = E, M, W
4 = F
6 = b, d, g, P
7 = L, V

The Cobain cipher was developed on the proposition that certain letters possess a higher quality of visual similarity to certain numerals than others which can therefore be broken down into three major categories, that ultimately produce the Cobain cipher

Category one (most visually similar without manipulation)
0 = O
1 = I (upper-case i)
2 = Z
6 = b,

Category two (most visually similar with 360° manipulation)
1 = I, H
2 = n, S, u
3 = E, M, W
4 = F
5 = n, S, u
6 = d, P, g
7 = L, V
8 =
9 = b, d, g, P

Category three (least visually similar with three-dimensional manipulation)
0 = C, c, D, G, O, o, Q, U, u
1 = H, i, J, j, l (lowercase L), T, t
2 = G, h, N, n, S, s, U, u, Z, z
3 = E, M, m, W, w
4 = A, F, f, K, k, T, t, V, v, X, x, Y
5 = G, h, N, n, S, s, U, u, Z, z
6 = a, b,d, e, g, p, q, y
7 = H, i, J, j, L, r, T, t, V, v
8 = B, K, k, R
9 = a, b,d, e, g, p, q, y

*The Cobain cipher was produced by synthesising category one and two.
The Cobain cipher was developed within the concepts described in Hidden Number Theory.
by STUVWX MC^234567 August 13, 2019
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Steven

Stevens are generally cunts. They are highly opinionated of others and hold themselves in high esteem. It is common for the word 'arsehole' to be used colloquially for people named Steven. Stevens are typically forgetful, and struggle to listen to their significant others due to their all consuming self-interest. Stevens are tight arses but like to spend money on themselves.

Statistically, people named Steven are more prone to delusions of grandeur.

Apart from the negative vibes that people named Steven have throughout history given to the name, the name itself possesses mystical qualities. When we take the alphabet and extract the letter combination STUVWX a miraculous thing occurs.

1. As we know in mathematics, 'X' represents an unknown quantity. Therefore, we can substitute 'X' for 'N' giving it a known quantity. Thus, we produce STUVWN.

2. If we 'double the 'U' as the letter 'W' commands of us ("double u!"), we get STUUVWN.

3. When we turn the 'UU' and 'W' 90 degree's clockwise the name STEVEN appears.

STEVEN is perhaps the most mystical name in the entire English language for this very fact.

STUVWX - STEVEN

This cryptogram was formulated alongside the development of Hidden Number Theory by a mystical sorcerer known only as STEVEN.
Person: Hi Steven, how are you today? Steven: Better than you.
by STUVWX MC^234567 August 1, 2019
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ESMC

ESMC is the letter combination that possesses a high level of qualitative cryptographic strangeness . Apart from sharing a striking similarity to E=mc^2, when the combination is encrypted with a Caesar shift, the first line of letters one shift alphabetically forward is 'FTND', one shift backwards produces 'DRLB' (FTND BLRD). Although these are not words, with the right kind of perspective, FIND BIRD becomes visible. These types of characteristics are rare in a four letter combination giving ESMC a high level of qualitative strangeness.
ESMC? Qualitative strangeness? That is like saying that IHSO also possesses a similar level of qualitative strangeness? Good luck with that one mate!
by STUVWX MC^234567 July 12, 2019
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EMINEM

EMINEM is the stage name of Marshall Mathers III. Based on the principles of Hidden Number Theory's Cobain cipher, 'EMINEM' is a cryptogram of the numbers 1, 2, and 3.

EMINEM - 331233 - 123
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by STUVWX MC^234567 August 18, 2019
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2Pac

2pac is the stage name of Tupac Shakur. Based on the principles of Hidden Number Theory's Cobain cipher, '2pac' is a cryptogram of the letters a, b, c and z.

2pac - zbac - abcz
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by STUVWX MC^234567 August 18, 2019
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E=mc2

E=mc2 is an incorrect format to write Einsteins equation for the theory of special relativity. The correct way to write the equation when the hypertext capability is not possible is to use ^2. Thus, the correct way to write the equation is E=mc^2. (ESMC)

Rest Energy=Rest Mass*Speed of Light (3.0*10^8m/s)^2

Derived by Einstein and is the fundamental equation that explains mass->energy conversion.
E=mc^2 not E=mc2
by STUVWX MC^234567 July 11, 2019
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