STEVEDAVE's definitions

futpucit

A phrase used when one has started to swear an realised during the pronouciation of the first sylable that it is inappropriate.

Ouch! Futpucit... I hit my hand with the hammer while tring to fix your gate Grandma.

by SteveDave May 9, 2003

Up fuck your fuck up up

A phrase used while intoxicated during an argument. You have taken an opposition stance to a point being made in conversation but due to being rat arse drunk you cannont convey your viewpoint coherently

"I feel Huey Lewis is a very under rated talent in contemporary music"

"Ummm Up fuck your fuck up up"

by SteveDave May 9, 2003

norman bates

A psycho. Someone with obsessive behavior or scary eyes

"That fucker's scaring me"
"Who"
"Norman bates over there"

by SteveDave May 9, 2003

war craft

to be gay and play computer games all of your life and never once get laid

you warcraft too much

by stevedave December 8, 2003

Rockin Yo Mama Like Only Your Papa Knows How

To be exteremley good at something. Skillful in a sexual act or An expert in a particular activity.

"This band are so good they be rockin yo Mama like only to Papa knows how."

by SteveDave May 9, 2003

get bent

A put down in the vein of Fuck You and Piss Off only less offensive

"Choose a lane you lousy woman driver"
"get Bent"

by SteveDave May 9, 2003

dime bar

Moron

That bloke with the open mouth and saliva making its way to his lapel. He's a right fuckin' Dime Bar he is.

by SteveDave May 14, 2003