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lap job

Oral sex perfomed on a woman.
I gave Jane a lap job, and boy did she like it.
by Steve January 15, 2005
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Lindor

lindor is a geek with no life. he is the internets number one pimp. pimping all kinds of fat chicks and obeese excons with low self esteems.
"the first meeting of the dungeons and dragons fan club has now begun. i am your dungeon master lindor."
by steve January 5, 2005
mugGet the Lindormug.

chutiya

chutiye akkal nahi hai kya tereko
by Steve September 10, 2004
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no vaseline

The term given when no lubricant is used while playing butt darts.
When my boyfriend performed anal spelunking on me last night, he used no vaseline and ripped me a new one!
by Steve February 15, 2005
mugGet the no vaselinemug.

boust

To be so extremley good no other word fits apart from boust.
A:I just found 500 bucks
B: BOUST!
by Steve April 5, 2005
mugGet the boustmug.

Spinosaurus

A theropod dinosaur which, due to recent finds, currently holds the coveted title of "biggest meat eating dinosaur", displacing Giganotosaurus, which in turn displaced Tyrannosaurus Rex.

Spinosaurus was relatively obscure among the general public until it was featured in the film Jurassic Park III, where it replaced the T-Rex as the film's primary antagonist, appearing on JPIII's logo and and killing one in a breif fight near the beginning of the film. This defeat, however, did little to sway the popularity of T-Rex; indeed, many fans reacted negatively to the outcome of the fight. Dinosaur fans often debate the true outcome of such a battle, though in reality it could never take place due to the Spinosaurus and Tyrannosaurus living on different continents and existing millions of years apart from eachother. It is generally thought that the Tyrannosaurus' superior jaw strength would give it an advantage in such a battle.

However, the depiction of the Spinosaurus in JPIII as an unstoppable superpredator was inaccurate. Its delicate, bony dorsal fin and long, gator-like snout armed with straight, peglike teeth (as opposed to the ribbed, serrated fangs of theropods such as T-Rex), indicate that this beast was a specialised icthyovore as opposed to a hunter of large dinosaurs, growing massive on a diet of fish, as well as pterosaurs, crocodiles and just about anything else it could swallow whole.

Spinosaurus is closely related to Baryonyx and Suchomimus, but not to the similar looking Dimetrodon, which lived before the age of the dinosaurs.
The Spinosaurus is the biggest theropod.
Spinosaurus is a specialised fish eater.
by Steve October 15, 2006
mugGet the Spinosaurusmug.

grenade

(verb) to fart in your hand and throw the accumulated methane in someone's face.
by steve February 6, 2004
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