STEVE's definitions

spread eagle

When a girl opens her legs so far that her pussy actually splits in half.

When I walked in the room the girl was spread eagle on the bed.

by steve May 9, 2003

Magician

WHen you get done railing someone in the ass (guy or girl may do), the "fucker" pretends an orgasm, thus fooling the "fuckee". Once the "fuckee" turns around to ask if the "fucker" has finished, the "fucker" bloes his fat ass load in the "fuckee"'s face! Ta Da!

Rachael let me perform not only a magician, but also an alsakan snow dragon on her... I laughed at her Red Eyes for days....

by Steve September 8, 2004

Conga Frackin Hacker

This was first used by Russell Billo un-intentionally when he slamed his finger in the attic door. No one is for sure on it's meaning...

Conga Fracken Hacker!!

by Steve March 29, 2005

Smokeshow

Can be either: 1. A wicked hott girl
2. When someone or something really beats someone or something.

That chick was a real smokeshow last night.
Wow the Sox smokeshowed them last night.

by Steve November 23, 2004

Ass clown

a dumb pud

the ass clown fell out of a tree

by Steve July 5, 2003

Offspr1ng

God like entity, prowess in all fields of endeavour, and adorned with godlen locks. Perfection personified, quite sexeh too.

If God worked on his AWP skills he might give Offspr1ng a good game.

by Steve February 4, 2003

gino

The Classification of Italians that normaly are Canadian from Toronto. They are considered as Ginos because of there musical preference, known as beats and their tight clothing by brand makers such as Diesel. They are The Male verions as the females are called Gina's.

hey what kind of music do you like...beats?...Are you a Gino

by Steve May 13, 2005