SIMON's definitions

leg broke

It's not so much a physical ailment, but rather a social status, the likes of which can't none of these bitches done touch.

"Lord Stoner's got leg broke."

by Simon February 3, 2004

meecrob

To be stinkier than poo.

This food smells like meecrob

by Simon April 16, 2003

kappin

nottingham slang,
means to skip somethign

ive been kapping off school

by simon December 22, 2004

Mieskeit

The opposite of a beauty queen. Usually refers to a fat, ugly smelly girl or woman. Best described as Fugly. Can be found in large numbers at Mc Donalds and Wal-Mart eating greasy fast food.
If this Mieskeit was my blind date, I'd tell her/it, I'm
a Fanook who likes quiche, show tunes, Barbara Streissand, Bette Midler and art films.

I got ripped off by a dating service who matched me up with fat, frumpy, Fugly Mieskeit women with short hair and kankles. :-(

by Simon July 9, 2006

rimjaw

pu your legs behind your head and have someone lick your butthole

Tony Blair would put his legs behind his head, and gorden brown would lick his little hairy butthole

by simon May 13, 2003

buxx

Spammer, hack and poker-playing fatass.

Buxx just sent me an unsolicited commercial advertisement for a get rich quick scheme.

by Simon December 28, 2003

Anul Sex

A man who puts his dick into the womans arse for sexual pleasure.

Woman: i had anul sex last night with my boy friend

by Simon December 14, 2003