Mookie

monkey like, abnormal agility and facial expressions. he makes squawking noises and can eat an apple faster than any living mook. don't confuse this creature with Chris Kattan, though very similar in stature, they aren't the same person. will eat 6 of any pill, anytime.

mookie L, quit jumping around like a monkey and design me a city.

by simon July 03, 2003

sold

Whoring the individual in Northbridge: sold.

Simon likes to take it up the batthole in Northbridge

by Simon August 28, 2003

bello

Bello is a mushroom. A talking mushroom...

Julie: "Hey Bello, how's it going?"

Bello: "Not too bad."

by Simon April 12, 2004

Guhu

Gu·hu (P) Pronunciation Key (guh-huh)
adj. guhu
Slow to learn or understand; obtuse.
Tending to make poor decisions or careless mistakes. Of or being totally bwop. Marked by a lack of intelligence or care; foolish or careless: a stupid mistake.
Dazed, stunned, or stupefied.
Pointless; worthless.

n.
A guhu or bwop person.


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Latin guhu, from guh-yis,huh-yis, to be guhu.
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guhu·ness n.

"John Kerry's plan for relinquishing U.S. sovereignity to the U.N. is Guhu"

(See also "Fuhu")

by Simon May 15, 2004

toss off

someone who mastubates either themself, or someone else.

She tossed me off last night..

by Simon January 05, 2004

clegna

the poo left on a males anal beard

by simon September 09, 2003

buxx

Gay Sex Slang Term.

The process of making bucked teeth and digging the frontmost pair into male anus.

I fancied a felch from Adam, but instead he gave me a buxx job.

by Simon December 28, 2003