6 definitions by SERGIO SANDOVAL

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slang for cock

and

a yugioh card
Sergio: Hey mija, u want to polish my HORN OF THE UNICORN? Pull the trigger of my love gun? Ride the lightning? Pet my ant eater? Eat my beef jerkey?

Bitch: Yes!

Sergio: Ok, bend over and take it! Take it!
by SERGIO SANDOVAL May 27, 2011
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Sergio Sandoval is the original LOUCFUR! He's also a speed demon and hates people that drive slow. Specially grandmas!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! He currently has gotten 3 tickets.

1st one for going over 100 mph on the freeway.

2nd one for tailgating a nevada highway patrol car on purpose!

And the 3rd one for going 111 mph on a 55 mph zone. (Reckless Driving Ticket)

Sergio is also the koolest guy ... in the world.
Some say, if you piss him off, he will give you a one way ticket to hell. And if the ladies wanna have sex with him, they also have to bring their sisters and mothers . All we know is, he's called LOU C FUR.
by SERGIO SANDOVAL May 03, 2011
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It's when a dude only lasts 10 seconds during sex.

He jizzes in her and starts acting like the girl from the exorcist just to stop her from bitching .

She'll be like "wtf!" Thats when you start screaming SAY TEN!

True story
Sergio: take it, take it!

Ruth: mmm, ah, dont stop papi!

Sergio: (oh no! not again!)

Sergio: fuck me! SAY TEN! SAY TEN!

Ruth: WTF!
by SERGIO SANDOVAL May 27, 2011
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Sergio Sandoval is the original LOUCFUR! He's also a speed demon and hates people that drive slow. Specially grandmas!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! He currently has gotten 3 tickets.

1st one for going over 100 mph on the freeway.

2nd one for tailgating a nevada highway patrol car on purpose!

And the 3rd one for going 111 mph on a 55 mph zone. (Reckless Driving Ticket)

Sergio is also the koolest guy ... in the world.
Some say, if you piss him off, he will give you a one way ticket to hell. And if the ladies wanna have sex with him, they also have to bring their sisters and mothers . All we know is, he's called LOU C FUR.
by SERGIO SANDOVAL May 16, 2011
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The result of when you do too much cocaine. Your face gets so numb. You make this facial expression that resembles a toad's face.
Dude A: Dude, guess what? I did so much cocaine yesterday. My face got so numb. I made this crazy facial expression.

Dude B: Yeah I know. I was there.

Dude A: Oh yeah!

Dude B: You looked like a freaking toad! You were doing the Toad Face!

Dude A: Sweet!

Dude B: You were freaking awesome!
by SERGIO SANDOVAL January 25, 2008
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The result of when you do too much cocaine. Your face gets so numb. You make this facial expression that resembles a toad's face.
Dude A: Dude, guess what? I did so much cocaine yesterday. My face got so numb. I made this crazy facial expression.

Dude B: Yeah I know. I was there.

Dude A: Oh yeah!

Dude B: You looked like a freaking toad! You were doing the toad face!

Dude A: Sweet!

Dude B: You were freaking awesome!
by SERGIO SANDOVAL January 26, 2008
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