A surpeme, almighty deity whom you can laugh at all you want right now. But when you die and go to Hell, you're gonna feel pretty fucking stupid.
Dude, God can go fuck himself in the ass!
30 years later
Oh God! Please don't let me die! I don't wanna go to hell!
GOD: YOU THINK I GIVE A SHIT, YOU UNGRATEFUL LITTLE FUCK!?
30 years later
Oh God! Please don't let me die! I don't wanna go to hell!
GOD: YOU THINK I GIVE A SHIT, YOU UNGRATEFUL LITTLE FUCK!?
by Sean August 26, 2004
A spiritual deity who balances all of life and judges all. If you make fun of Him, he'll probably kill you and send you to Hell.
by Sean August 14, 2004
18 year old male with disproportionate chest. Also loses all forms of personality when sober. Possibly bi-sexual and now out of the loop.
by sean July 09, 2004
A very elaborate and advanced newspaper that is available everywhere. It contains articles about business as well as current events. Overall, an excellent paper.
None of you dumb fucks read the Wall Street Journal because it has no cartoons or color. Shit, just shit!
by sean June 20, 2003
"day 82, the men are gettin restless, squables are beginning and tempers are short. John Norton handed out the ships biscuits, but Mr Christian refused to eat, accuasing him of breaching the hull and not washing his hands" (from the log book of HMS Bounty, 1764)
by sean February 07, 2005