Definitions by SCREW Magazine

Honkeytron

Gooey felch loogies often found on the floor of a gay bar bathroom or gloryhole stall, the result of two men having anal sex.

Those two guys just came out of the bathroom and left honkeytron all over the sink and floor.

Honkeytron by SCREW Magazine April 5, 2026

josplay

A portmanteau of Joe Rogan and cosplay. Refers to adopting the aesthetic, vocabulary, and confidence of a podcast-brained pseudo-intellectual without doing any of the reading, thinking, or fact-checking. Often includes buzzwords, bad science, and an unwavering belief that curiosity alone equals expertise.

“He watched one documentary and now he’s deep into josplay.”
“That’s not research, that’s josplay with a microphone.”

josplay by SCREW Magazine January 18, 2026

Scroll-drunk

Mentally foggy from too much social media scrolling.

"Dude, I've been trolling X for hours, I'm scroll-drunk."
"She scrolled TikTok to the point of becoming scroll-drunk."

Scroll-drunk by SCREW Magazine January 18, 2026

Langers

A portmanteau of low bangers. Refers to large, low-hanging breasts that swing with authority and zero concern for modern bra propaganda.

"Damn, them some langers!"
"Without a bra on, her langers are down to her knee."

Langers by SCREW Magazine January 18, 2026