SCREW Magazine's definitions

Langers

A portmanteau of low bangers. Refers to large, low-hanging breasts that swing with authority and zero concern for modern bra propaganda.

"Damn, them some langers!"
"Without a bra on, her langers are down to her knee."

by SCREW Magazine January 18, 2026

Scroll-drunk

Mentally foggy from too much social media scrolling.

"Dude, I've been trolling X for hours, I'm scroll-drunk."
"She scrolled TikTok to the point of becoming scroll-drunk."

by SCREW Magazine January 18, 2026

josplay

A portmanteau of Joe Rogan and cosplay. Refers to adopting the aesthetic, vocabulary, and confidence of a podcast-brained pseudo-intellectual without doing any of the reading, thinking, or fact-checking. Often includes buzzwords, bad science, and an unwavering belief that curiosity alone equals expertise.

“He watched one documentary and now he’s deep into josplay.”
“That’s not research, that’s josplay with a microphone.”

by SCREW Magazine January 18, 2026